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Ahahaha, I love your reasonings for all of those! Llama!Lance wins at life.

Horse!sync is by syncalot, but her site seems to be down at the moment. Woe!

fleshmechanic!Justin, 'reallifestuckuponhismomaandwon'teatbrokenfries'!Justin, homophobicfanon!Justin

Fleshmechanic!Justin gets the cliff, because nobody goes around killing Chrises without having to pay for it! Then I could shag either fanon!Justin or canon!Justin, but wouldn't want to get stuck with them for much longer than that. If homophobia was fanon!Justin's only problem I could perhaps marry him and try to fix that, because canon!Justin's list of issues is ENDLESS. But if you mean fanon!Justin all his fanon glory, he's not too attractive either.

I think I would end up shagging fanon!Justin because he's worshipped as a sex god after all, and marry canon!Justin, because all his issues and craziness aside, I'd like to believe he's a decent human being who tries to do the right things, while fandom doesn't think fanon!Justin is benevolent, or human.

BUT HIS ISSUES. AND MOMMA OMG.

Hey, I could shag fleshmechanic!Justin too, if there was a way to be sure he wouldn't kill me. It might be interesting. But shagging isn't the problem here, it's the marriage part.

Brian, Joey, and hmmm..... Kevin. [for a little boring in your life. lol]

I'd have to marry Brian, or my inner teenie would never forgive me. But then what? Kevin is sort of hotter than Joey, but sex with Joey would be FUN. And who could cliff Joey? Kevin is less sympathetic. Though pretty. Dammit!