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turpsI haven't shoved Sims posts at you all for a while. All you old timers, do you remember the house of Chris sluts and the insane Homer Simpson? Man, that was back with Sims 1.
I'm doing an Asylum challenge for my Sims at the moment. You have 8 Sims in one basic house, where they're all supposed to be locked away. You can only play one Sim, and the challenge is to keep the other Sims alive as you work toward your lifetime want.
I made a self!sim, and I'm in an asylum with Kevin, AJ, Chris, Lance, Justin, Joey and JC. You'd think it would be a dream, you'd be so wrong!
Say hello to Terri Crazy. Sadly she doesn't look much like me, but you know. You work with what you have. I'm talking to Chris Crazy. ( I downloaded all the celeb sims, I wanted a Nick with my Kevin but AJ was so good I had to have him ) I can only control myself, so Chris coming over to chat was a nice start. You'll notice his dungarees. He's just so stylish.
AJ and Kevin immediately started talking. I suspect AJ is telling Kevin to get into the sun more, because damn! That boy is pale. That's Lance in the background. I know, he doesn't look like him, just pretend. Lance is a precious little flower who tends to just stand around staring at people. I suspect he was thrown into the nut house for his habit of just leaving this earth. His body is here, his mind. Not so much.
Meet Joey, JC and Justin. Joey and JC are talking about pink dresses. I don't know man, I just watch them. Joey also has some pretty strange delusions going on. He thinks he's a pirate/Viking while JC is rocking the coat. Justin is just, well, he's being Justin and standing around.
Joey knows the boyband hand code! He was still talking to JC about pink dresses at this time. I like to think he's telling JC how he wore a pink dress once, and it totally got him laid.
JC likes that idea. Notice the fur detail on his coat. He's very proud of that coat. Not that he leaves it on much. /foreshadowing.
Justin: But I want to wear a pink dress too!
Their little home from home. They walk in and AJ starts to talk to Lance, who's thinking about himself. I'm looking for something to read and Justin seems to be fixated on Kevin. Run Kevin! Run while you have the chance!
So lets see what's going on here. We have a pregnant alien visitor. Poor Terri Crazy having to read standing up because no one will let her sit down. Joey and JC playing chess,, Justin wandering, Kevin wandering, random stranger on the toilet and Lance looking like he's going to blow the army dude. Also, Chris making himself a TV dinner. No hint of the chaos to come.
AJ tidies up and JC has a conversation about eggs. As you do. But look. Look at the cooker. Remember who put a TV dinner in there? See who's not in the picture.
It's okay Lance, just you stand there as smoke billows out.
It burst into flames. How surprising. Thanks Chris. And thanks all you brave men, cowering as I approach to extinguish the flames. Also, Kevin honey. Standing that close isn't good.
Oh, so now Chris comes running in. What were you doing eh? Talking I bet as your dinner was burned to a cinder. Notice he stays well out of the way.
Thankfully we have a fire alarm, and the fireman takes care of the blaze. I tip the guy 100 simolonians, making a nice dent in our money. But we need him on our side. I suspect we'll see him a lot.
Believe me, this isn't the last time poor Terri will hold her head in her hands.
The bathroom is always at the heart of the insanity. 8 people, one bathroom is not good. However, AJ has no problem doing what needs to be done as Chris takes a bath. Chris doesn't care he's there either. I mean, being naked in front of strangers is fine!
AJ likes nakedness. He especially seems to like Chris' nakedness. Keep your eyes to yourself AJ!
Poor Chris isn't popular. He's taking ages in the bathroom and people need to get washed. At this point they all began to stink because of the fire. Did Chris care? Hell no!
Kevin starts to do the SIm dance of desperation! I need a wash!
NotLancelookingatall!Lance agrees!
Kevin is getting annoyed at this point. Chris is out of the bathroom but someone else has snuck in. They're in for a world of Richardson pain.
Of course, he's not the only one suffering. Poor Terri is stinking and doesn't JC tell her so. What with his holding his nose and pregnant alien sim calling her a sumo, well no wonder she's heading toward red.
You're not a bed of roses yourself Chasez.
See!
So who was in the bath all this time? AJ. And is he getting out so others can take their turn? Of course not! He needs to clean it first.
Joey's not down with that at all. Be careful AJ! You're about to get an ass whupping.
Finally he gets into the bath. But poor Terri is still stinking.
Lance tells JC he wants to dress up as a builder. JC likes that idea.
At this point Joey made himself a sandwich with ingredients he found on the floor. Hello! Joey! The stink and flies not tell you something? That's Justin in the background, finally he gets a bath.
Meanwhile back in the living room, JC tells Lance he'd like to play with some balls. Chris is scandalised!
Justin butt shot!
I go to break up the letterboys moment. Not in my house ;)
Don't give me that look Chasez!
JC becomes the first sim to get naked in public. Do you have no shame?! The answer to that is no.
AJ has a moment of hating on Kevin. JC is off in his own world of happiness. That sponge feels so good against his sweaty pit.
Chris watches Kevin on the toilet. As you do. You know, if you're a crazy pervert!
But then Chris sees something out of the corner of his eye. What the hell is JC wearing?
No! Don't tell me Chris has a pair too!
At least Kevin wears something normal.
But OMG! What's this!? Joey has a pair too!
Doesn't Joey fill those pants nicely?
But while Joey is in there, Justin is the first to pee his pants. It's okay, Justin. It happens to us all.
And that's where I finished for the day. Nakedness, fires, pee, staring. This is going to be fun.
I'm doing an Asylum challenge for my Sims at the moment. You have 8 Sims in one basic house, where they're all supposed to be locked away. You can only play one Sim, and the challenge is to keep the other Sims alive as you work toward your lifetime want.
I made a self!sim, and I'm in an asylum with Kevin, AJ, Chris, Lance, Justin, Joey and JC. You'd think it would be a dream, you'd be so wrong!
Say hello to Terri Crazy. Sadly she doesn't look much like me, but you know. You work with what you have. I'm talking to Chris Crazy. ( I downloaded all the celeb sims, I wanted a Nick with my Kevin but AJ was so good I had to have him ) I can only control myself, so Chris coming over to chat was a nice start. You'll notice his dungarees. He's just so stylish.
AJ and Kevin immediately started talking. I suspect AJ is telling Kevin to get into the sun more, because damn! That boy is pale. That's Lance in the background. I know, he doesn't look like him, just pretend. Lance is a precious little flower who tends to just stand around staring at people. I suspect he was thrown into the nut house for his habit of just leaving this earth. His body is here, his mind. Not so much.
Meet Joey, JC and Justin. Joey and JC are talking about pink dresses. I don't know man, I just watch them. Joey also has some pretty strange delusions going on. He thinks he's a pirate/Viking while JC is rocking the coat. Justin is just, well, he's being Justin and standing around.
Joey knows the boyband hand code! He was still talking to JC about pink dresses at this time. I like to think he's telling JC how he wore a pink dress once, and it totally got him laid.
JC likes that idea. Notice the fur detail on his coat. He's very proud of that coat. Not that he leaves it on much. /foreshadowing.
Justin: But I want to wear a pink dress too!
Their little home from home. They walk in and AJ starts to talk to Lance, who's thinking about himself. I'm looking for something to read and Justin seems to be fixated on Kevin. Run Kevin! Run while you have the chance!
So lets see what's going on here. We have a pregnant alien visitor. Poor Terri Crazy having to read standing up because no one will let her sit down. Joey and JC playing chess,, Justin wandering, Kevin wandering, random stranger on the toilet and Lance looking like he's going to blow the army dude. Also, Chris making himself a TV dinner. No hint of the chaos to come.
AJ tidies up and JC has a conversation about eggs. As you do. But look. Look at the cooker. Remember who put a TV dinner in there? See who's not in the picture.
It's okay Lance, just you stand there as smoke billows out.
It burst into flames. How surprising. Thanks Chris. And thanks all you brave men, cowering as I approach to extinguish the flames. Also, Kevin honey. Standing that close isn't good.
Oh, so now Chris comes running in. What were you doing eh? Talking I bet as your dinner was burned to a cinder. Notice he stays well out of the way.
Thankfully we have a fire alarm, and the fireman takes care of the blaze. I tip the guy 100 simolonians, making a nice dent in our money. But we need him on our side. I suspect we'll see him a lot.
Believe me, this isn't the last time poor Terri will hold her head in her hands.
The bathroom is always at the heart of the insanity. 8 people, one bathroom is not good. However, AJ has no problem doing what needs to be done as Chris takes a bath. Chris doesn't care he's there either. I mean, being naked in front of strangers is fine!
AJ likes nakedness. He especially seems to like Chris' nakedness. Keep your eyes to yourself AJ!
Poor Chris isn't popular. He's taking ages in the bathroom and people need to get washed. At this point they all began to stink because of the fire. Did Chris care? Hell no!
Kevin starts to do the SIm dance of desperation! I need a wash!
NotLancelookingatall!Lance agrees!
Kevin is getting annoyed at this point. Chris is out of the bathroom but someone else has snuck in. They're in for a world of Richardson pain.
Of course, he's not the only one suffering. Poor Terri is stinking and doesn't JC tell her so. What with his holding his nose and pregnant alien sim calling her a sumo, well no wonder she's heading toward red.
You're not a bed of roses yourself Chasez.
See!
So who was in the bath all this time? AJ. And is he getting out so others can take their turn? Of course not! He needs to clean it first.
Joey's not down with that at all. Be careful AJ! You're about to get an ass whupping.
Finally he gets into the bath. But poor Terri is still stinking.
Lance tells JC he wants to dress up as a builder. JC likes that idea.
At this point Joey made himself a sandwich with ingredients he found on the floor. Hello! Joey! The stink and flies not tell you something? That's Justin in the background, finally he gets a bath.
Meanwhile back in the living room, JC tells Lance he'd like to play with some balls. Chris is scandalised!
Justin butt shot!
I go to break up the letterboys moment. Not in my house ;)
Don't give me that look Chasez!
JC becomes the first sim to get naked in public. Do you have no shame?! The answer to that is no.
AJ has a moment of hating on Kevin. JC is off in his own world of happiness. That sponge feels so good against his sweaty pit.
Chris watches Kevin on the toilet. As you do. You know, if you're a crazy pervert!
But then Chris sees something out of the corner of his eye. What the hell is JC wearing?
No! Don't tell me Chris has a pair too!
At least Kevin wears something normal.
But OMG! What's this!? Joey has a pair too!
Doesn't Joey fill those pants nicely?
But while Joey is in there, Justin is the first to pee his pants. It's okay, Justin. It happens to us all.
And that's where I finished for the day. Nakedness, fires, pee, staring. This is going to be fun.
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Date: 2007-05-19 03:20 pm (UTC)I suspect mine will be heading toward death soon. Already Lance is sleeping on his feet and moaning about being hungry. I'm just glad I installed a fire alarm!