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[turps]

It was mentioned that Justin wasn't shown often last time. Believe me, that changes today. Also, I investigated realistic skins, and lets just say this isn't really suitable for work.



Justin starts the day sad. Crying yet again.

Oh, momma. Why did you send me here? I'll be good. Let me come home. Please

Kevin: Shut up emo boy. You'll wake my baby!



Sobbing attack of the day 2.

Oh momma. Please! It was a mistake. I was drunk. I didn't know it was your bed.




OMG! Someone cleaned the toilet! Anyone surprised it was AJ?



It was now the first sim has a shower. I'd installed the new skins before I started playing, and caught sight of this out of the corner of my eyes, and just. Oh, my freaking hell.



I may have been a little freaked out.



Because Joey is seriously hairy. And hung. Good grief.



AJ gets the feeling someone is watching him.



JC's hairy too. But not as much as Joey. I don't think a yeti is as hairy as Joey.



It seems Lance likes a bit hair on his men.



AJ meanwhile has no body hair at all. I suspect he shaved it all off and likes that smooth feeling. Actually, the prickly feel of the hair growing back may be the cause of some of his later issues. /foreshadowing.



Gratuitous naked AJ shot.



Chris plays chess. Is he naked? What do you think? Also, it was then I realised he has a nipple bar, and just, guh!



Sigh. Lance is begging. Kevin is going nuts. Another interesting night at the Crazy house.



I love you flour baby. Love you so much.



Justin cleaning. Terri is the uncomfortable undies. Chris playing chess. The cooker about to burst into flames! Hello! Someone get your food please!



Daddy's here. Love you flour baby



Kevin finally puts flour baby away and gets his food. Yes Kevin, that's what happens if you leave it in the oven! I have no sympathy!



Did I mention Joey is hairy?



You could scrub your face on that ass.



The words. They are gone.



Man, Joey! What if AJ wakes up?! He might not want that thing waving near his face.



Okay, that's a bit better, but still....



Enjoy this. It doesn't last.



JC got fat, but Chris still loves him.



Chris also shows that he has more problems than we thought. Man, put it away already!



Crying attack #3.

Momma. Why must I stay here? WHY!? I can't shower and I'm forced to wear grotty grey pjs and I want to come home. I'll be good! I'll stick to the allowed to touch zones. Please, momma. I need you!



I love you, momma. Please, come and get me



JC meanwhile keeps up his tradition of sponge baths.



Now with added leg hair and dick.



Dude, Chris! Be careful with that knife!



I am so disturbed right about now.



Lord. Is that a good idea? Frying stuff naked.



Crying attack #4.

Momma. Please. I've locked myself in the toilet. I just can't take it any more. AJ keeps glaring and people are naked all the time. I'm your little boy, momma. How can you leave me here?



Hey, Chris. Do you know what a pearl necklace means?



Sadly AJ adds rage to his OCD. Poor Justin didn't do a thing wrong that I could see.



You're the best flour baby in the world. Yes you are



Okay, so Justin never changed out of his grotty grey pjs. Then he did, and all I wanted was him to put them back on!



Yeah, Timberlake. Just block the tv with your ass.



AJ copes by cleaning.



JC tried to make a meal and no one would let him near the oven.



He was very annoyed.



Then when he finally got close he burned his meal. Meanwhile in the background Chris and Lance quietly got on with becoming best friends.



Bless his little heart.



It was the last straw. The clothes came off and he started to romance a brush. I don't know, man!



Joey shows that he can read. A trashy romance novel by the look of the one on the floor. JC takes another sponge bath. The man has issues.



Joey remains a happy crazy. He even got a platinum mood and is best friends with almost all the house. Go Joey!



Crying attack #5.

Oh momma. I remember when you helped me exercise. The way you massaged my pulled groin muscles. I miss you!



Chris took to lounging around half naked.



And crying.



Not that Kevin cared. He has flour baby!



Kevin and JC become best friends.



Still. JC often feels alone. Like no one understands his pain.



Only food fills that aching gap deep inside.



But even that doesn't work all the time. JC has a break down.



My heart aches for him. Kevin's not so much.



Look at him! He's a wreck.



Pot kettle much Mr Flour baby man.



JC sort of went crazy for a while.



His oh so supportive housemates.



Chris lay like that for over a day. Just staring into space.



Then when he did get up, Joey told him he stinks.




Crying attack #6.

Oh momma. Mean old Terri won't let me in the pink bed. I want to come home!



So Chris went and comforted him.



You can't tell real well, but both Chris and AJ are crying here.



Crying attack #7.

Why is life so hard, momma? It feels like I'm trapped in a bottomless pit with no way out. The darkness is taking over my life. I'm lost in an ocean of pain!



AJ is sympathetic. Not.



So Justin pokes him.



Which makes AJ slap him.



Crying attack # 8.

AJ hit me!!!11!!! I want my momma!!!111!!



Oh, hell no!



Crying attack #9.

And Chris is near the toilet and I can't go. Momma! Help me!



The shower broke at this point. This made Kevin and Lance sad. But at least Justin didn't cry....



Not that he had time, because AJ came running over and jumped him!



Joey's entertained at least.



AJ: I kill you!
Justin: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1



Not a minute later AJ slaps him again. Uncaring that Joey is naked and showering.



Momma! AJ hit me and I'm standing in a puddle and Joey's jerking off and I think there's come on my foot! I'll do anything. Just come and get me!




It was then Terri Crazy got fired. I know how you feel, honey. I really do.

Comments

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG, I love it. I should know better than to try to eat and look at this, but I did it anyway. Owie.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

No choking allowed!

I'm glad you enjoyed. I think the hairy skins have added a little extra something. Whatever that is *g*

[callsigns.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, this had me in HYSTERICS!!! Flour baby! Ahahahahhahaha!!

*is still laughing*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Kevin loves his flour baby so very much!

Their love is strong and pure!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Dude. *g* Those are seriously funny and scary, all at the same time!

Sadly AJ adds rage to his OCD. Poor Justin didn't do a thing wrong that I could see.

And who the hell is bent over, fingering himself, in the shower?? Sheesh!

Thanks for the smile, honey. I needed it :) *snugs*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They really are scary. The first time I saw Joey naked I recoiled. Because, dude!

That was Joey fingering himself. He's always in there, no wonder he's so happy.

I'm glad it made you smile. *smooch*

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha...

you need a disclaimer that says not to eat or drink while viewing these.

*gigglesnorts*

and that close up of "happy!Kevin" with his flour baby... yeah, seriously freaked me out.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Kevin and flour baby are a match made in heaven *g*

[evilshelly.livejournal.com]

dude. this is the best stuff ever!
hilarious!
i keep wanting to pull random co-workers over and demand they helplessly giggle with me.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Your poor co-workers. They'd probably think I'm insane *g*

Glad you enjoyed :)

[musiclover03.livejournal.com]

LOL Justin hasnt started crying any in my game. Though I'll keep an eye out for it. No violence so far. *hugs* thanks for getting me into the challenge.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's a fun challenge. I'm glad others are enjoying it too. But man, I was gutted about being fired!

I swear, my Justin doesn't stop crying. He should be dehydrated.

[neverneverfic.livejournal.com]

heeeeelarious! oh man.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed!

[pierson.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

These posts seriously make my day.

I installed some nekkid skins for my un-crazy sims, but they're all smooth. I think that might be an improvement. :-) I also installed some...other stuff. Heh. I had to take out the masturbation chair, BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THEY WANTED TO DO. The blowjob chair works okay, and seems to work for either sex to give--the guy in the house gave one to the neighbor he'd just met--he's so easy. The sex bed has some problems I'm trying to work out--I'll get back to you on how it goes. The sex shower seems to work just fine--oral, doggy style, voyeurism, masturbation, and standing sex. A few glitches, but not too bad.

Looking forward to more post of your crazy house. :-D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about the hairy skins yet. I mean, JC level of hair is fine, but Joey! Man, he needs a lawn mower on that hair.

I love all the sexy sims stuff. I really want to add some of that to this house and technically it's not cheating. I mean, furniture is allowed.

the guy in the house gave one to the neighbor he'd just met--he's so easy.

Ahahahaha. That's awesome! I must download that. I may swap in a sexy shower too. I mean, they spend all their time jerking off and fingering themselves anyway, someone else may as well get involved.

Looking forward to more post of your crazy house. :-D

Same to me about yours :)

[hakeer.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. I don't know if I'm more disturbed (because, hairy) or amused. Also, poor Justin. ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm heading towards disturbed personally *g*

Justin is a basketcase. How he hasn't totally broken down I don't know.

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

Poor Juppy, all alone without his momma. Though I have to say, I believe my favorite part is Oh hell no. Thanks so mch for sharing this! I really need to locate my SIMS disc so I can give this a whirl.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's fun, though also frustrating having to watch them get on with things on their own. Like the letterboys getting on the bed together. I was ready to distract them with a fire if it went further ;)

[glendaglamazon.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord! This is NSFW because of the HYSTERICAL, UNSTOPPABLE LAUGHTER it causes! Your Justin crying monologues were the best! Kevin and flour baby! Happy Joey the Pirate fiddling with his (very hairy) privates! Catatonic Chris and completely-round-the-bend Lance! And poor, love-handled JC. OCD/roid-rage AJ is quite the odd duck.

So, when does the sex start happening? *waggles eyebrows*

I'm sorry you lost your job. I hope you can find another. :(

Thank you so much for sharing this! It's become my new favorite soap opera!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Justin is gone in the head. He just wouldn't stop crying, at the stupidest things too. He couldn't get to a door and he'd cry. Someone would look at him and he'd cry. He's a fragile little flower at the moment.

Joey's sex mad, which fits the stereotype nicely, and yeah, the rest are pretty messed up too *g*

There may be sex next time. I was telling Linda I was going to add some adult props. It seems mean to give them the equipment and do nothing with it.

I was gutted at losing my job! Stupid bosses. Who cares that I knocked down a few people in the ambulance? It's more trade for the hospital after all.

[strippedhalo.livejournal.com]

Toooooo funny! Poor fat JC. I wonder if there's something ingrained in JC sims, because I've run through three days in my challenge, and my JC has taken seven (!) sponge baths. All at times when the bathroom was free. Weirdo.

AJ: I kill you!
Justin: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

because I've run through three days in my challenge, and my JC has taken seven (!) sponge baths. All at times when the bathroom was free. Weirdo.

Exactly! My JC will be sponging away at himself and no one is anywhere near the bathroom. Personally I think the JC sims are exhibitionists.

[indicinderelly.livejournal.com]

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*diez and iz ded*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! Glad you enjoyed!

[adelate]

Oh god, this is great. I feel kinda sad for poor weepy Justin though!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

So do I!

I'm glad someone else shares my Justin pain!

[pensnest]

You are a dangerous woman! I was crying by half-way through this. Whoa - Joey! Dear me. And JC gets tubby. And AJ hits Justin. And... I dunno. I just... *wipes tears*

Terri Crazy. Indeed.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Joey surprised me. I still haven't decided if it's in a good way.

The AJ/Justin battle shocked me. They used to be friends! I'd love to know what happened to change that.

[runzu.livejournal.com]

The close up of Kevin and his Flour!Baby had me tripping! But what made me laughed for several minutes, causing my son to inquire about my physical health was the pictures of AJ whooping Justin's ass. XXXDDD

BTW, I love the Justin commentary. Very realistic, I think? XXXDD

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Poor Justin! He was beaten so bad!

Glad you're enjoying, honey. *mwah*

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

You're an evil, evil woman! You've got me laughing so hard I'm almost falling of my chair! I could get hurt!! :-)

Oh momma. Please! It was a mistake. I was drunk. I didn't know it was your bed.

Eeeeek!!!

Joey is seriously hairy. And hung. Good grief. [...] I don't think a yeti is as hairy as Joey. [...] Did I mention Joey is hairy? [...] You could scrub your face on that ass.

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

Poor Justin didn't do a thing wrong that I could see.

Well, except for all the annoying crying attacks you mean :-)

Poor, poor Terri Crazy! Having to cope with these madmen and then getting fired too! *pets the poor dear*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

No! You can't be hurt! *tapes you to chair*

Joey is just, wow. Hairy and hung. Go Joey!

Hmmm, yeah. The crying attacks could have driven AJ insane. Good theory!

Terri Crazy is having a bad day. I just hope she can get her job back.

[babycakesin.livejournal.com]

all those pictures of hairy naked people with balls hanging are quite disturbing, I have to say *giggles*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I know the feeling! *g*

[stellamira]

Your sims scare me. But hey, if I ever get around to buying the Sims 2, you have to tell me how to install those realistic skins.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude, they scare me! I so will!

[castalie.livejournal.com]

OMG, sis, I love your Sim posts SO MUCH! Never ever stop, okay? *is ded from the funny*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

YAY! I'm glad you like them! I do enjoy playing and the adult things add extra spice ;)

[trickyjazzer.livejournal.com]

Hilarious!!!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed!

[luxshine.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow! This is so amazing! And now I won't feel that bad about posting my sims stuff since I also have those realistic skins (Although my Joey isn't that hairy)...
Now the question is... what is with that shower? My sims never do that in theirs...

And poor, poor Terri Crazy. I hate when Sims loss their jobs...

(And I admire you a lot. I couldn't even think about this challenge. I have fires with controllable sims in the house, they wouldn't last a day with all being uncontrolable)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

My Joey sim is a freak, that's the only answer. And yes, you need to post your sims!

I downloaded the shower from the adult sims site. I suspect they're doing more than washing in there.

Man, I was gutted when Terri Crazy lost her job! Stupid people getting in the way of her ambulance.

I have to admit. It's difficult just watching them get along on their own. Oh well, at least no ones died yet.

[tara]

I know I'm meant to be on hiatus, but I've been checking in at these and DAMN they're hilarious. I think I scared the dog laughing so much, especially at Chris's wardrobe misfunction *g*

I'm so going to do this with HP characters when I get the chance :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. A wardrobe malfunction is a perfect description of Chris' dungarees disaster *g*

YAY! I'd love to see a HP asylum.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

Terri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *can't breathe from laughing so hard* So tell me which Sims 2 add ons you have?

And for crying out loud... Get Justin to pay more attention to JC. Maybe the weeping and broom romancing will die down a little... or do we want that?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I've got Pets and Nightlife. I really want Seasons too, but it's probably just as well I don't have it, the crazies would surely freeze to death in winter *g*

See, the thing is the challenge means I can only control Terri Crazy, the rest are all on free will and have to entertain themselves. So sadly I suspect JC's broom will stick around.

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

OH MY DEAR GOD YOU NEED TO POST MORE OF THIS. EVERY DAY.

AJ's probably mad because he's the only one cleaning the damn house! And ahahahahahaha! That shot of Kevin's maniacal face and the flour baby is priceless! Justin and his incessant crying and JOCK STRAP WOOHOO!!!

But the best thing (to me) is that even in the craziest situation with no outside help/obstacles, the Letterboys still find comfort in each other. ♥

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm glad people are enjoying it!

AJ's totally the only one cleaning. Which yeah, would make him mad. But dude! Justin's jock strap is so wrong!

You know, I was so close to cheating and getting JC off that bed when the letterboys moment happened ;)