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May. 23rd, 2007 04:34 pmIt was mentioned that Justin wasn't shown often last time. Believe me, that changes today. Also, I investigated realistic skins, and lets just say this isn't really suitable for work.
Justin starts the day sad. Crying yet again.
Oh, momma. Why did you send me here? I'll be good. Let me come home. Please
Kevin: Shut up emo boy. You'll wake my baby!

Sobbing attack of the day 2.
Oh momma. Please! It was a mistake. I was drunk. I didn't know it was your bed.

OMG! Someone cleaned the toilet! Anyone surprised it was AJ?

It was now the first sim has a shower. I'd installed the new skins before I started playing, and caught sight of this out of the corner of my eyes, and just. Oh, my freaking hell.

I may have been a little freaked out.

Because Joey is seriously hairy. And hung. Good grief.

AJ gets the feeling someone is watching him.

JC's hairy too. But not as much as Joey. I don't think a yeti is as hairy as Joey.

It seems Lance likes a bit hair on his men.

AJ meanwhile has no body hair at all. I suspect he shaved it all off and likes that smooth feeling. Actually, the prickly feel of the hair growing back may be the cause of some of his later issues. /foreshadowing.

Gratuitous naked AJ shot.

Chris plays chess. Is he naked? What do you think? Also, it was then I realised he has a nipple bar, and just, guh!

Sigh. Lance is begging. Kevin is going nuts. Another interesting night at the Crazy house.

I love you flour baby. Love you so much.

Justin cleaning. Terri is the uncomfortable undies. Chris playing chess. The cooker about to burst into flames! Hello! Someone get your food please!

Daddy's here. Love you flour baby

Kevin finally puts flour baby away and gets his food. Yes Kevin, that's what happens if you leave it in the oven! I have no sympathy!

Did I mention Joey is hairy?

You could scrub your face on that ass.

The words. They are gone.

Man, Joey! What if AJ wakes up?! He might not want that thing waving near his face.

Okay, that's a bit better, but still....

Enjoy this. It doesn't last.

JC got fat, but Chris still loves him.

Chris also shows that he has more problems than we thought. Man, put it away already!

Crying attack #3.
Momma. Why must I stay here? WHY!? I can't shower and I'm forced to wear grotty grey pjs and I want to come home. I'll be good! I'll stick to the allowed to touch zones. Please, momma. I need you!

I love you, momma. Please, come and get me

JC meanwhile keeps up his tradition of sponge baths.

Now with added leg hair and dick.

Dude, Chris! Be careful with that knife!

I am so disturbed right about now.

Lord. Is that a good idea? Frying stuff naked.

Crying attack #4.
Momma. Please. I've locked myself in the toilet. I just can't take it any more. AJ keeps glaring and people are naked all the time. I'm your little boy, momma. How can you leave me here?

Hey, Chris. Do you know what a pearl necklace means?

Sadly AJ adds rage to his OCD. Poor Justin didn't do a thing wrong that I could see.

You're the best flour baby in the world. Yes you are

Okay, so Justin never changed out of his grotty grey pjs. Then he did, and all I wanted was him to put them back on!

Yeah, Timberlake. Just block the tv with your ass.

AJ copes by cleaning.

JC tried to make a meal and no one would let him near the oven.

He was very annoyed.

Then when he finally got close he burned his meal. Meanwhile in the background Chris and Lance quietly got on with becoming best friends.

Bless his little heart.

It was the last straw. The clothes came off and he started to romance a brush. I don't know, man!

Joey shows that he can read. A trashy romance novel by the look of the one on the floor. JC takes another sponge bath. The man has issues.

Joey remains a happy crazy. He even got a platinum mood and is best friends with almost all the house. Go Joey!

Crying attack #5.
Oh momma. I remember when you helped me exercise. The way you massaged my pulled groin muscles. I miss you!

Chris took to lounging around half naked.

And crying.

Not that Kevin cared. He has flour baby!

Kevin and JC become best friends.

Still. JC often feels alone. Like no one understands his pain.

Only food fills that aching gap deep inside.

But even that doesn't work all the time. JC has a break down.

My heart aches for him. Kevin's not so much.

Look at him! He's a wreck.

Pot kettle much Mr Flour baby man.

JC sort of went crazy for a while.

His oh so supportive housemates.

Chris lay like that for over a day. Just staring into space.

Then when he did get up, Joey told him he stinks.

Crying attack #6.
Oh momma. Mean old Terri won't let me in the pink bed. I want to come home!

So Chris went and comforted him.

You can't tell real well, but both Chris and AJ are crying here.

Crying attack #7.
Why is life so hard, momma? It feels like I'm trapped in a bottomless pit with no way out. The darkness is taking over my life. I'm lost in an ocean of pain!

AJ is sympathetic. Not.

So Justin pokes him.

Which makes AJ slap him.

Crying attack # 8.
AJ hit me!!!11!!! I want my momma!!!111!!

Oh, hell no!

Crying attack #9.
And Chris is near the toilet and I can't go. Momma! Help me!

The shower broke at this point. This made Kevin and Lance sad. But at least Justin didn't cry....

Not that he had time, because AJ came running over and jumped him!

Joey's entertained at least.

AJ: I kill you!
Justin: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

Not a minute later AJ slaps him again. Uncaring that Joey is naked and showering.

Momma! AJ hit me and I'm standing in a puddle and Joey's jerking off and I think there's come on my foot! I'll do anything. Just come and get me!

It was then Terri Crazy got fired. I know how you feel, honey. I really do.

Justin starts the day sad. Crying yet again.
Oh, momma. Why did you send me here? I'll be good. Let me come home. Please
Kevin: Shut up emo boy. You'll wake my baby!

Sobbing attack of the day 2.
Oh momma. Please! It was a mistake. I was drunk. I didn't know it was your bed.

OMG! Someone cleaned the toilet! Anyone surprised it was AJ?

It was now the first sim has a shower. I'd installed the new skins before I started playing, and caught sight of this out of the corner of my eyes, and just. Oh, my freaking hell.

I may have been a little freaked out.

Because Joey is seriously hairy. And hung. Good grief.

AJ gets the feeling someone is watching him.

JC's hairy too. But not as much as Joey. I don't think a yeti is as hairy as Joey.

It seems Lance likes a bit hair on his men.

AJ meanwhile has no body hair at all. I suspect he shaved it all off and likes that smooth feeling. Actually, the prickly feel of the hair growing back may be the cause of some of his later issues. /foreshadowing.

Gratuitous naked AJ shot.

Chris plays chess. Is he naked? What do you think? Also, it was then I realised he has a nipple bar, and just, guh!

Sigh. Lance is begging. Kevin is going nuts. Another interesting night at the Crazy house.

I love you flour baby. Love you so much.

Justin cleaning. Terri is the uncomfortable undies. Chris playing chess. The cooker about to burst into flames! Hello! Someone get your food please!

Daddy's here. Love you flour baby

Kevin finally puts flour baby away and gets his food. Yes Kevin, that's what happens if you leave it in the oven! I have no sympathy!

Did I mention Joey is hairy?

You could scrub your face on that ass.

The words. They are gone.

Man, Joey! What if AJ wakes up?! He might not want that thing waving near his face.

Okay, that's a bit better, but still....

Enjoy this. It doesn't last.

JC got fat, but Chris still loves him.

Chris also shows that he has more problems than we thought. Man, put it away already!

Crying attack #3.
Momma. Why must I stay here? WHY!? I can't shower and I'm forced to wear grotty grey pjs and I want to come home. I'll be good! I'll stick to the allowed to touch zones. Please, momma. I need you!

I love you, momma. Please, come and get me

JC meanwhile keeps up his tradition of sponge baths.

Now with added leg hair and dick.

Dude, Chris! Be careful with that knife!

I am so disturbed right about now.

Lord. Is that a good idea? Frying stuff naked.

Crying attack #4.
Momma. Please. I've locked myself in the toilet. I just can't take it any more. AJ keeps glaring and people are naked all the time. I'm your little boy, momma. How can you leave me here?

Hey, Chris. Do you know what a pearl necklace means?

Sadly AJ adds rage to his OCD. Poor Justin didn't do a thing wrong that I could see.

You're the best flour baby in the world. Yes you are

Okay, so Justin never changed out of his grotty grey pjs. Then he did, and all I wanted was him to put them back on!

Yeah, Timberlake. Just block the tv with your ass.

AJ copes by cleaning.

JC tried to make a meal and no one would let him near the oven.

He was very annoyed.

Then when he finally got close he burned his meal. Meanwhile in the background Chris and Lance quietly got on with becoming best friends.

Bless his little heart.

It was the last straw. The clothes came off and he started to romance a brush. I don't know, man!

Joey shows that he can read. A trashy romance novel by the look of the one on the floor. JC takes another sponge bath. The man has issues.

Joey remains a happy crazy. He even got a platinum mood and is best friends with almost all the house. Go Joey!

Crying attack #5.
Oh momma. I remember when you helped me exercise. The way you massaged my pulled groin muscles. I miss you!

Chris took to lounging around half naked.

And crying.

Not that Kevin cared. He has flour baby!

Kevin and JC become best friends.

Still. JC often feels alone. Like no one understands his pain.

Only food fills that aching gap deep inside.

But even that doesn't work all the time. JC has a break down.

My heart aches for him. Kevin's not so much.

Look at him! He's a wreck.

Pot kettle much Mr Flour baby man.

JC sort of went crazy for a while.

His oh so supportive housemates.

Chris lay like that for over a day. Just staring into space.

Then when he did get up, Joey told him he stinks.

Crying attack #6.
Oh momma. Mean old Terri won't let me in the pink bed. I want to come home!

So Chris went and comforted him.

You can't tell real well, but both Chris and AJ are crying here.

Crying attack #7.
Why is life so hard, momma? It feels like I'm trapped in a bottomless pit with no way out. The darkness is taking over my life. I'm lost in an ocean of pain!

AJ is sympathetic. Not.

So Justin pokes him.

Which makes AJ slap him.

Crying attack # 8.
AJ hit me!!!11!!! I want my momma!!!111!!

Oh, hell no!

Crying attack #9.
And Chris is near the toilet and I can't go. Momma! Help me!

The shower broke at this point. This made Kevin and Lance sad. But at least Justin didn't cry....

Not that he had time, because AJ came running over and jumped him!

Joey's entertained at least.

AJ: I kill you!
Justin: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!1

Not a minute later AJ slaps him again. Uncaring that Joey is naked and showering.

Momma! AJ hit me and I'm standing in a puddle and Joey's jerking off and I think there's come on my foot! I'll do anything. Just come and get me!

It was then Terri Crazy got fired. I know how you feel, honey. I really do.

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Date: 2007-05-23 04:18 pm (UTC)Three days Kevin had been here, and it wasn't getting any better. If it wasn't Timberlake crying about something or other it was Chasez hogging the sink. It just isn't right. Kitchen sinks were for dishes, and Kevin knows JC is using the same sponge for everything. The thought of all those germs makes Kevin feel sick.
Never looking around, Kevin makes for the bedroom, passing Kirkpatrick who.... oh god, his dick was hanging out of his fly! Mouth a thin line, Kevin slams shut the door. Heart racing he sits on the bed, knowing only one thing can comfort him.
Flour baby is his best friend. The thing that keeps him calm in this sea of insanity. Rough material against his cheek, Kevin breathes in the floury smell, feeling his nerves calm as Flour Baby works his magic yet again.
See! ;)
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Date: 2007-05-23 04:29 pm (UTC)Heaven help us if you manage to get a lava lamp into that house.
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Date: 2007-05-23 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-23 06:15 pm (UTC)