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[turps]

I keep getting spam from something called Ryan's Pharmacy. Each message is about big cocks and sexual staying power, for example, the one that just arrived says Have the longest pole amongst your friends. Each time I laugh because I can't help imagine Ryan's pharmacy. One specifically for sexual matters. There would be shelves neatly arranged with brilliantly coloured bottles, each one filled with potions as brewed by Spencer, the hand-written labels saying stuff like cock confidence concoction and bang till dawn.

Jon would be the person who took histories and made suggestions, because he'd be so comfortable and relaxed no one would feel embarrassed talking to him. Brendon could. I don't know, scale ladders for the bottles and sing as he helps Spencer mix out back. Meanwhile Ryan would stand in his shop, in his special Ryan's Pharmacy outfit of feathered hat, flowery shirt and tight trousers, looking smug as people glance at him and then shiftily look for the cock growing potion.

I don't know, man. I entertain myself at least.

Also. I really like FOB's What A Catch, Donnie. In fact, I may go listen again.

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[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

Trust me, you're not the only one entertained by the thought. Brendon the singing stockboy - hilarious! And this!

Meanwhile Ryan would stand in his shop, in his special Ryan's Pharmacy outfit of feathered hat, flowery shirt and tight trousers, looking smug as people glance at him and then shiftily look for the cock growing potion.

Granted, I automatically added MCR as rival potion brewers, skulking around the joint[Frank thinks he is *awesome* as skulking. He really isn't.].

*beams*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Brendon the singing stockboy would be fun. The shop has one of those rolling ladders and Brendon likes to stand at the top and kick out so it trundles along the shelves. Of course Ryan bitches each time he does so, but Brendon just hooks his arm around the top rung and grins down at him.

YES! MCR would be awesome rival potion brewers. Their shop is much darker looking. Ryan's has flowers arranged in the window, Gerard's a cauldron which constantly smokes.

He used to have carefully arranged cobwebs on his potion bottles, but one day Ray got his hair covered in the stuff and didn't realise until he got home. Since then no artificial cobwebs are allowed.

Mikey brews the potions in Gee's shop. They're always deep red or black, and tend to smell like rancid socks, but they work so well people buy them anyway. Often he and Frank try and prank Bob by switching labels. Except Bob always knows somehow, and they've been reluctant to try again since Bob made them drink Mikey's latest experiment and they both had to cut their hair daily for three months.

And yes, Frank does try to skulk, but all that happens is he ends up sitting on Ryan's counter, his heels thumping against the board as he chats to Jon.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Now I'm imagining Mikey and Frank's magically speed growing hair and giggling like mad.

Gerard would talk excitedly to all customers and wave his hands around and smoke a lot and whenever he goes into the backroom where Mikey is brewing things they have to keep an eye on him so he doesn't end up absentmindedly drinking anything thinking it's coffee :-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Those three months were terrible! Each morning they got out of their beds and their hair trailed behind them. At first they cut it carefully, but after a few days they'd just hack it off. Then Frank would hope no one would notice his really short hair was shoulder length within hours while Mikey slicked on handfuls of product, trying to dampen the growth. It never worked.

Meanwhile Gerard gleefully collected all the cut hair and crafted it into a hair dragon that he keeps next to the cauldron in the window.

And yes! Gerard's never behind the counter, he's always on the move, talking, smoking and checking Mikey, because he never wants to go back there and find his brother's been turned into a puppy again. Gerard's bed still smells like pee.

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

A hair dragon, what an awesome idea! Just the kind Gerard would come up with :-)

Poor Gerard. But he HAD to let Mikey-the-puppy sleep in his bed. He looked so cold and sad and lonely on the floor!

[sperrywink]

That is an awesome scenario! Ryan's Pharmacy sounds like the best, magical place in history.

I haven't heard FOB's new song yet. I don't feel like breaking out the laptop to download off of iTunes (since I want to support the band, I like to iTunes' it). I'll do it tomorrow I guess.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It is a magical place! The window is full of brightly coloured flowers than never die and when you walk inside Brendon will always grin and Jon will pad across the floor, his flip flops tapping softly as he guides you to the counter and makes small talk until you're ready to admit what you're there for.

Somehow, the shop never gets crowded, but they always have a steady stream of customers, because Spencer makes wonderful potions. Though his personal favourite they don't even sell. They're the magic bubbles, ones that glimmer with colour before popping in showers of glitter.
He invented those for Brendon. At night, when the shop is closed and the door locked, they unleash the magic bubbles and Brendon dances in showers of glitter until his skin glistens and his hair looks like it's been kissed by magic.

It's a wonderful song, but I can totally understand why you're waiting.

[sperrywink]

Hee! That's so beautiful! I can totally see Brendon dancing in a shower of glitter. You forgot to mention all the sexing that happens after Brendon dances, where the glitter streaks on all of them as they stroke and cuddle each other. *g*

Glad to hear it is a wonderful song. I look forward to picking it up! I've been listening to FOB this morning, it's been great.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I did forget that. And whoa. What a delicious image that is.

Brendon finishes dancing, and he's so happy, just beaming. And Ryan would take off his special Ryan's Pharmacy feathered hat, putting it in its special place -- a hook Jon nailed in the wall -- and then goes to Brendon, kissing him gently. When he pulls back Ryan's lips are sparkling with silver, and when he smiles slightly, the glitter glints and Brendon can't resist reaching out, touching his finger to each sparkle.

Which is when Jon joins them. He's kicked off his flip flops and he'll leave glittering footprints for days but no one minds, because it's like this magical trail that always leads to Jon Walker and how can that be a bad thing?

When he gets close Brendon shakes his head, making glitter fly everywhere making Jon laugh, and when he looks up his eye-lashes sparkle.

When Spencer joins them they're complete. And yes, hugs and stroking, streaks of silver along Spencer's cheek bone, on Jon's nose. Hand prints on Brendon's ass.

Then they have sex!

[sperrywink]

More beautiful images, whoa!! I love the tenderness between Ryan and Brendon and how Brendon is the center of them all. It's just so precious.

[lassieoshea.livejournal.com]

Hee! The image of Ryan as the smug, brightly dressed proprietor of Ryan's Pharmacy delights me. He doesn't look like your typical pharmacist, but he has the best sex drugs in the business.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

He doesn't look like your typical pharmacist, but he has the best sex drugs in the business.

Exactly! He's very proud of his sex drugs :D

[frausorge]

Well, Ryan does have the biggest clock in the band.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That is very true!

[hakeer.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

I, yeah. I really have nothing further to add, because that is BRILLIANT.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm very taken with the Ryan's Pharmacy idea, no lie.

I can picture it so well.