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Feb. 3rd, 2009 12:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
turpsI was just reading a Panic sounding fic.
In the comments someone mentioned a story where someone sounds himself with a drumstick. At which point my expression was pretty much D:
But, I reasoned, maybe drumsticks are smaller than I'm picturing. So I Googled.
Over an hour later and I've just finished reading all about sounding, which led to reading about catheter play and then anal/sound electric play.
The conclusion being, using a drum stick that way? Not a good idea.
And that, people, is why I never get the things done I'm supposed to.
In the comments someone mentioned a story where someone sounds himself with a drumstick. At which point my expression was pretty much D:
But, I reasoned, maybe drumsticks are smaller than I'm picturing. So I Googled.
Over an hour later and I've just finished reading all about sounding, which led to reading about catheter play and then anal/sound electric play.
The conclusion being, using a drum stick that way? Not a good idea.
And that, people, is why I never get the things done I'm supposed to.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:38 pm (UTC)You read about the strangest things.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:47 pm (UTC)Someone has never seen a penis or a drumstick.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:48 pm (UTC)It was interesting reading, and who knows, I could slip some catheter play into a fic one day. You know, when hell freezes over.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:51 pm (UTC)Yeah, that's the conclusion I came to, too.
The website I was at gave a few examples not to use as sounds, including toothbrush handles, coat hangers, pencils etc. I just sat and boogled that anyone would think that was a good idea.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:55 pm (UTC)My womanly bits are starting to hurt just by association. Christ.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:56 pm (UTC)On a side note, I do the same thing when I read something that doesn't make sense, I Google it. LOL Google is the master of my universe.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:56 pm (UTC)That reminds me!
I read this story last night and thought of you, since we talk about crossovers all the time:
http://www.tthfanfic.org/story.php?no=18362
Abby(NCIS)/Xander(BtVS)/Greg(CSI)
D/s, but still pretty good, if short.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:57 pm (UTC)Drumstick. For sounding.
That.... doesn't even sound good.
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Date: 2009-02-03 12:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-03 01:04 pm (UTC)You know what's worse though? I keep visualising corn dogs now.
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:05 pm (UTC)I. Hate. You.
*runs away screaming*
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:05 pm (UTC)Google is awesome. You can find anything in there if you know where to look.
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:06 pm (UTC)I sat and visualised and wondered if they meant the wire type, but even so!
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:07 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:13 pm (UTC)And then I read the list from the website of other things you should use for sounding and I cringed some more.
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-03 01:17 pm (UTC)Food on a stiiiiick, mmm.
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:42 pm (UTC)THAT looks like a shiny concept...
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Date: 2009-02-03 01:47 pm (UTC)I'd not actually heard of sounding before this post. And I have to agree about the complete O_O factor of a drumstick being part of that experience.
Perhaps it's something you could train for, like corset-wearing?
[And I can't believe I'm having this conversation...]
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Date: 2009-02-03 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-02-03 02:27 pm (UTC)He wants to take a big one then suck that meat dry! :D
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Date: 2009-02-03 02:29 pm (UTC)