turps

mikey's got a farmer's tan! me too mikey! represent the only-tshirt wearers of the world. represent!

all i can think of is like a Amazing Race sort of deal, where if Mikey carries it around while having to do ridiculous tasks, he gets smash it open and find a prize at the end of the day. but really, the last thing i need right now is to mix my shitty reality tv with bandom. so i'll just keep imagining magic!gnome!frank.

which, thanks to hp, IMMEDIATELY makes me think of Frank burrowing into people's back yards. and cursing and biting people that go into the yard. and the only way they can get him to go away is by picking him up by the ankles and spinning in circles until the fling him away.

in conclusion, frank needs to be a gnome.