turps

Ray the cucumber: Look at me!
Chives: [sullen]
Ray: aren't I hung?
Jamia the courgette: [patiently] Yes, you're very hung, sweetie
Frank the other courgette: Hey, there's awesome sun over here! [carefully drags Jamia by the stem a little farther away from Ray's pot]
Chives: [hate]
Gerard the Britney pepper: You know, I don't think those guys are really contributing a positive vibe to this whole garden area. What do you think, Mikes?
Mikey the carrot: [stops making out with Pete-the-carrot] Huh? what?
Gerard: STOP THAT.
Pete: Stop what? [brushes his fronds across Mikey's]
Gerard: Oh my god I saw that!
Chives: [die]
Gerard: ...look at how red I am!
Jamia: We know, Gerard.