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Of course Jon is battered, he's a well-loved espresso machine, passed from hand to hand... First owned by spell-checker!android William, then passed onto Ryan. They've kept him around lovingly even though androids don't drink coffee!

And yeah, that conversation would be amazing, and would include very pissed-off tweets from Pete the smartphone about things that can and cannot be done with spaceheater!Patrick *g*

Someone should totally write some of this! *nudge nudge*

(Gabe is totally a karaoke machine in my head, except he keeps changing lyrics to rude comments/politico-philosophical rants depending on his mood. Of course it drives William insane *g* I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MUCH MORE THAN IS HEALTHY!)