turps

*preens*

*throws some glitter on his shirt & struts*

lmao

Would this be a bad time to mention I also bear a slight resemblence to Forbes March? Maybe a cross between the two...

...too bad I got all the bad parts, lol. Actually, I apparently look a fair amount like a young John Malkovitch. I've had total strangers mention it to me at work while helping them or whatever... ..weird. Too bad my most prominent feature in common is THE RECEEDING HAIRLINE!!!

*sigh* Forbes is 2 years older than me, HIS hair is fine... (lol)