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[turps]

Happy birthday to bubbleforest. Mette, you're an amazing person and I really hope you're having a fantastic day ♥

I loved Alicia and Lyn-z's tweets so much. Of course they have a costume closet, of course!

This is my favourite picture today, because Ray's hair looks like a dandelion clock. I'd say I want to blow him but you're all a bunch of perverts and would take it the wrong way.



It's also a picture crying out for an AU. Five men, one tiny house in the middle of nowhere. What does it mean!?

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[hammerhead22.livejournal.com]

Does it make me a bad person that I want to paste Bob's head on to Matt?

[hammerhead22.livejournal.com]

P.S. Five men, one tiny house in the middle of nowhere. What does it mean!?

It is a post-apocalyptic AU where they are looking for BOB! :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It's an understandable reaction. It's always weird seeing pictures without Bob.

[runauberginerun.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, I'd definitely blow him too omg what is wrong with me? /o\

No Bob! Why is there no Bob? .__.

Oh, and I think that'd be more like four men, one woman, one tiny house in the middle of nowhere, because in this photo? Gerard is totally a girl and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

There is nothing wrong with you at all!

The lack of Bob is sad making D:

If it's girl!Gee she's going to be busy. Working hard scrubbing floors and then Bob the travelling salesman comes by, with his wooden cart of home made produce. Like soap! And he'd do Bob-like flirting by throwing in some black ribbon for Gee's hair.

[llamabitchyo.livejournal.com]

There's something about Gee's stance. He's so saying, "One tiny house, five men--I'm not your woman substitute...nevermind what my hair looks like."

I'm not sensing apocalypse so much as a total AU. It's a harsh barren environment and um... the sort of place where like a set of brothers would take one woman for wife and she would be their wife equally. But somehow, the Way clan goes out to find their little woman and end up with Bob instead.

Matt might do something really bizarre like start having visions and run off in the middle of the night during a vision and walk off a cliff... or just never be found again.

Bob's not their wife. Bob's their other brother. And they all learn that they don't need anyone else. And stuff.

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
I think I like your AU best, thus far.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

AU of win!

I especially like how they go looking for a little woman and end up with Bob.

It makes me wonder if they try and ask him to do little woman like things, because that's why they got him for after all. So Gerard could be all, erm, Bob. If you don't mind, the floor. It's kinda dirty.

And Bob would just give him a look and tell him he'd better clean it, then.

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

OH, that's good!

[canadasuperhero.livejournal.com]

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers meets something much more awesome! <3

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

Costume closet. COSTUME CLOSET. Eeeeeeeee...

I think it should be a Mafia AU...on Mars. That looks like an unfortunate 'stuck in the middle of nowhere, hiding from the intergalatic Law' picture to me. There's a greater possibility of some how aquiring a Bob with that AU too.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They give me so much glee! I want to know what's in the costume closet. And if Alicia intends role playing in her new ww2 uniform.

I was getting a slightly alien vibe too, and hiding from the intergalactic law would lead to many adventures, and a Bob!

[mahoni.livejournal.com]

OH OH. I have an idea for an AU: it could be one of those "X gets kidnapped and kidnapper falls for him, helps him escape yadda" AUs!

Like, MCR are some kind of ~gang, and get hired to do a kidnapping. They normally don't do hardcore stuff like that -- they stick to robbery, destruction of property, minor assault if they absolutely can't avoid it. But they're all, "how hard can it be, grab the dude, keep him for a while, let him go after. And we'll make a lotta money, yo."

So they do it. They end up having to rough up the guy a little because the guy is entirely unimpressed by their baseball bats and Matt's gun and he fights them instead of going quietly. Mostly it goes off with minimal bloodshed, though.

They take him out (it's Bob, by the way, in case the fact that it is me writing this scenario wasn't enough of a clue that the kidnappee would be Bob) to the run down house in the middle of nowhere. Hang there for a few days. Find out the dude they kidnapped is kind of a good guy, kind of a funny guy. They really kind of like him, actually.

Even though Bob's all tied up and at their mercy, he eventually realizes that they're not going to hurt him, and they're kind of easy-going, nice dudes. He even teases them about being the lamest kidnappers ever. Which the rest of them mostly find pretty funny too, because, well, yeah, they're totally lame kidnappers.

Well. Matt is not amused. Because they are bad ass! He has a gun! Kidnapping victims should not be laughing at him! >:| <--- Matt's grumpy face.

Finally they hear from the people who hired them, and what they hear is "job is over, get rid of the evidence."

They have to call the boss back to clarify. "Wait. You mean, like, let him go, right?"

And the boss is all, "No, you dumbasses. Kill him."

So then there is a lot of flailing. MURDER? MURDER WAS NOT IN THE PLAN, OKAY, WHAT THE HELL. They don't know what to do! They are freaking out!

Frank is all "If we don't do it, we will get whacked. Scary boss guy will have us tracked down and KILLED."

And Matt is all "It's just one guy, let's just do it." (Though he is visibly shaken. He's thinking he will if he has to, but fuck. He really doesn't want to have to. He's not evil, he's just practical and less of an emo softie than the other guys.)

It's a tiny house and Bob, tied up in the other room, can hear the discussion and is freaking out also. His kidnappers are admittedly nice guys, and dorky in the sort of way that he'd totally have been cool with being friends in other circumstances. But nobody owns a gun without some expectation of eventually using it, and the dude with the gun is the guy who's been the least nice. And then there's the squirrely little guy who draws awesome superheroes but who drinks way too much, and what if he medicates himself enough that murder becomes something he can handle?

Yeah, Bob is scared.

Eventually Mikey and Ray and Frank decide amongst themselves that they cannot do the murder. They have to help the guy escape, and then they'll just...try to disappear or something.

They decide to do it without letting Matt know, and also not tell Gerard until they're in the middle of the rescue because Gerard has been out wandering around the desert for the last couple of hours and is probably completely wasted and would be useless anyway.

Though when Gerard comes back from wandering, he's not wasted. He's got the worst DTs ever, but this whole murder thing -- he couldn't deal with it wasted, he needed to think things through clear-headed. He decides that he can't kill somebody. He just can't. He is really fucking glad to find out that Mikey agrees with him, and that Frank and Ray agree too.

So they'd get Bob out of there, and it would turn out that the reason Bob got kidnapped is because his family is rich, or a relative is the judge in some big criminal case, or his family is part of a rival mob, whatever. Some situation where he can say, "Look, we can help you. Yeah, you kidnapped me and shit, but then you saved me and you're really not bad guys, and I want to help." So they are protected until the person who hired them gets arrested and jailed, or whacked by Bob's rival mob family, or whatever.

And then they live happily ever after! And sometimes have group sex! The End.

[runauberginerun.livejournal.com]

\o/

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

THIS IS AWESOME. No one dies! \o/

And then they live happily ever after! And sometimes have group sex! The End.

All Not!fic should end thus. *nods*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

This has to be one of the greatest things I've read, ever!

Of course they couldn't kill Bob! And of course they get a happy ending with lots of sex!

I love it!

[hammerhead22.livejournal.com]

THIS!

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

That is totally the right way of thinking about that sentence, and you know it ;p

*adds the missing magic ingredient*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Well, I know, but I was trying to keep the tone up *g*

[paperdollkisses.livejournal.com]

I don't know what it means because there is a Matt in the picture and I never know what it means when he is there because I only know BOB! Is that Frank? That's not Frank. Is it?

[turlough]

Yup, that's totally Frank. It's probably from around the same period as this pic.

[turlough]

Awwww, look at them, trying to look so badass :-) Especially Frank and Gerard, they're so adorable!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they weren't going for adorable *g*

[sperrywink]

I buy Ray as a badass. Everyone else just looks dorky. ♥

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ray has adorable fluffy hair!

[bubbleforest.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, sweetie! ♥

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome <3

[puszysty.livejournal.com]

It means...they're IN-COM-PLEEEEETE!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I thought of that too *g*

[frausorge]

What is so wrong about the way I take it? (hee, that sounds even worse!)

Ray looks amaaaaaaazing.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. That does sound even worse. I appreciate that in a person!

He does! His hair is all fluffy!

[littleladypunk.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, your comment about blowing Ray ('s hair) make me laugh so hard. xDD

[turps33.livejournal.com]

But look at it! It's just like a dandelion clock!

Man, I love him.