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Nov. 18th, 2009 02:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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bubbleforest. Mette, you're an amazing person and I really hope you're having a fantastic day ♥
I loved Alicia and Lyn-z's tweets so much. Of course they have a costume closet, of course!
This is my favourite picture today, because Ray's hair looks like a dandelion clock. I'd say I want to blow him but you're all a bunch of perverts and would take it the wrong way.
It's also a picture crying out for an AU. Five men, one tiny house in the middle of nowhere. What does it mean!?
bubbleforest. Mette, you're an amazing person and I really hope you're having a fantastic day ♥I loved Alicia and Lyn-z's tweets so much. Of course they have a costume closet, of course!
This is my favourite picture today, because Ray's hair looks like a dandelion clock. I'd say I want to blow him but you're all a bunch of perverts and would take it the wrong way.
It's also a picture crying out for an AU. Five men, one tiny house in the middle of nowhere. What does it mean!?
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Date: 2009-11-18 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-18 02:54 pm (UTC)It is a post-apocalyptic AU where they are looking for BOB! :)
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Date: 2009-11-18 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:06 pm (UTC)I take it Matt is going to come to some grisly death?
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:25 pm (UTC)oh yeah, I'd definitely blow him tooomg what is wrong with me? /o\No Bob! Why is there no Bob? .__.
Oh, and I think that'd be more like four men, one woman, one tiny house in the middle of nowhere, because in this photo? Gerard is totally a girl and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:35 pm (UTC)I'm not sensing apocalypse so much as a total AU. It's a harsh barren environment and um... the sort of place where like a set of brothers would take one woman for wife and she would be their wife equally. But somehow, the Way clan goes out to find their little woman and end up with Bob instead.
Matt might do something really bizarre like start having visions and run off in the middle of the night during a vision and walk off a cliff... or just never be found again.
Bob's not their wife. Bob's their other brother. And they all learn that they don't need anyone else. And stuff.
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:43 pm (UTC)I think I like your AU best, thus far.
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:46 pm (UTC)The lack of Bob is sad making D:
If it's girl!Gee she's going to be busy. Working hard scrubbing floors and then Bob the travelling salesman comes by, with his wooden cart of home made produce. Like soap! And he'd do Bob-like flirting by throwing in some black ribbon for Gee's hair.
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:48 pm (UTC)I think it should be a Mafia AU...on Mars. That looks like an unfortunate 'stuck in the middle of nowhere, hiding from the intergalatic Law' picture to me. There's a greater possibility of some how aquiring a Bob with that AU too.
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:49 pm (UTC)I especially like how they go looking for a little woman and end up with Bob.
It makes me wonder if they try and ask him to do little woman like things, because that's why they got him for after all. So Gerard could be all, erm, Bob. If you don't mind, the floor. It's kinda dirty.
And Bob would just give him a look and tell him he'd better clean it, then.
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Date: 2009-11-18 03:53 pm (UTC)I was getting a slightly alien vibe too, and hiding from the intergalactic law would lead to many adventures, and a Bob!
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:02 pm (UTC)Bob the traveling salesman = priceless!! (and ahaha, soap, of course it's soap!) He'd be all "good morning, may I interest you in some... fuck it, you better buy something" *looks menacing* "or else" Poor Bob just wanted a job where he didn't have to be nice to people and talk to them but it wasn't to be. He was too good at making soap, it's really tragic.
Bob/Gerard flirting is always a good (fucking amaaaazing, as Mr. Aaronson would say) thing, feel free to tell me more.
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:02 pm (UTC)\o/ - it's like Tatoonine, except less cool. All stories should lead to Bob acquisition, IMO.
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:03 pm (UTC)Bob's all "fuck you" when they try to give the apron to him. And Frank is all fierce because no one should hurt Ray's feelings. And Ray is all, "No, I understand. It's okay."
The apron gets shoved around a lot. One day, Gee's all filled with ideas and stuff like paper or anything to draw on is pretty rare and he ends up drawing all over the apron. When Mikey finds the apron later, covered in Gee's art, he loves it and he takes to wearing it every day, though it doesn't mean he's the house-work bitch just because he's wearing the apron.
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:08 pm (UTC)Like, MCR are some kind of ~gang, and get hired to do a kidnapping. They normally don't do hardcore stuff like that -- they stick to robbery, destruction of property, minor assault if they absolutely can't avoid it. But they're all, "how hard can it be, grab the dude, keep him for a while, let him go after. And we'll make a lotta money, yo."
So they do it. They end up having to rough up the guy a little because the guy is entirely unimpressed by their baseball bats and Matt's gun and he fights them instead of going quietly. Mostly it goes off with minimal bloodshed, though.
They take him out (it's Bob, by the way, in case the fact that it is me writing this scenario wasn't enough of a clue that the kidnappee would be Bob) to the run down house in the middle of nowhere. Hang there for a few days. Find out the dude they kidnapped is kind of a good guy, kind of a funny guy. They really kind of like him, actually.
Even though Bob's all tied up and at their mercy, he eventually realizes that they're not going to hurt him, and they're kind of easy-going, nice dudes. He even teases them about being the lamest kidnappers ever. Which the rest of them mostly find pretty funny too, because, well, yeah, they're totally lame kidnappers.
Well. Matt is not amused. Because they are bad ass! He has a gun! Kidnapping victims should not be laughing at him! >:| <--- Matt's grumpy face.
Finally they hear from the people who hired them, and what they hear is "job is over, get rid of the evidence."
They have to call the boss back to clarify. "Wait. You mean, like, let him go, right?"
And the boss is all, "No, you dumbasses. Kill him."
So then there is a lot of flailing. MURDER? MURDER WAS NOT IN THE PLAN, OKAY, WHAT THE HELL. They don't know what to do! They are freaking out!
Frank is all "If we don't do it, we will get whacked. Scary boss guy will have us tracked down and KILLED."
And Matt is all "It's just one guy, let's just do it." (Though he is visibly shaken. He's thinking he will if he has to, but fuck. He really doesn't want to have to. He's not evil, he's just practical and less of an emo softie than the other guys.)
It's a tiny house and Bob, tied up in the other room, can hear the discussion and is freaking out also. His kidnappers are admittedly nice guys, and dorky in the sort of way that he'd totally have been cool with being friends in other circumstances. But nobody owns a gun without some expectation of eventually using it, and the dude with the gun is the guy who's been the least nice. And then there's the squirrely little guy who draws awesome superheroes but who drinks way too much, and what if he medicates himself enough that murder becomes something he can handle?
Yeah, Bob is scared.
Eventually Mikey and Ray and Frank decide amongst themselves that they cannot do the murder. They have to help the guy escape, and then they'll just...try to disappear or something.
They decide to do it without letting Matt know, and also not tell Gerard until they're in the middle of the rescue because Gerard has been out wandering around the desert for the last couple of hours and is probably completely wasted and would be useless anyway.
Though when Gerard comes back from wandering, he's not wasted. He's got the worst DTs ever, but this whole murder thing -- he couldn't deal with it wasted, he needed to think things through clear-headed. He decides that he can't kill somebody. He just can't. He is really fucking glad to find out that Mikey agrees with him, and that Frank and Ray agree too.
So they'd get Bob out of there, and it would turn out that the reason Bob got kidnapped is because his family is rich, or a relative is the judge in some big criminal case, or his family is part of a rival mob, whatever. Some situation where he can say, "Look, we can help you. Yeah, you kidnapped me and shit, but then you saved me and you're really not bad guys, and I want to help." So they are protected until the person who hired them gets arrested and jailed, or whacked by Bob's rival mob family, or whatever.
And then they live happily ever after! And sometimes have group sex! The End.
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:21 pm (UTC)I AGREE LIKE WHOA. EXCLAMATION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK.
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:23 pm (UTC)*cracks up*
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-18 04:26 pm (UTC)Ahahahaha. Poor travelling salesman Bob. He never expected that his soap experiments would led to actual human interaction. Sadly he can't afford to give up this lucrative line of work. Especially as all he does now is stand there and scowl, and people buy stuff to get him off their property.
Not that the Way clan mind his scowling ways. In fact, while he'd never admit it Bob looks forward to visiting their tiny house, even if it is in the middle of fucking nowhere and takes him almost half a day to get there pushing his cart.
At first all he'd do was sit outside and drink the water Ray pumped from the well. In fact, he nearly never came back after his first visit, when Frank tried to poke his finger in all of Bob's soaps and then picked one up and started to chase Mikey around yelling how this was soap and Mikey needed to learn to use it, the smelly fuck.
Bob was seconds away from banging some heads together that day, and then Gee had wandered outside, all rumpled with this insane bedhead hair and Bob's heart kind of skipped a beat. Which he disguised by threatening to snap off Frank's fingers if he touched another thing on Bob's cart.
Since that day Bob turns up every Monday and each time he's got something new on his cart. Things that he 'just happened' to pick up, like the black ribbon, and the week after he'd seen Gee draw vampires in an old note book Bob had created a new soap, one that spills out red liquid soap from inside. He'd given that to Gee the next time he saw her, but she'd just looked puzzled and passed it off to Frank.
Bob had never felt so stupid as when he walked away that day.
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:28 pm (UTC)And then they live happily ever after! And sometimes have group sex! The End.
All Not!fic should end thus. *nods*
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-18 04:30 pm (UTC):shifty eyes:
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Date: 2009-11-18 04:31 pm (UTC)