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I keep getting spam from something called Ryan's Pharmacy. Each message is about big cocks and sexual staying power, for example, the one that just arrived says Have the longest pole amongst your friends. Each time I laugh because I can't help imagine Ryan's pharmacy. One specifically for sexual matters. There would be shelves neatly arranged with brilliantly coloured bottles, each one filled with potions as brewed by Spencer, the hand-written labels saying stuff like cock confidence concoction and bang till dawn.

Jon would be the person who took histories and made suggestions, because he'd be so comfortable and relaxed no one would feel embarrassed talking to him. Brendon could. I don't know, scale ladders for the bottles and sing as he helps Spencer mix out back. Meanwhile Ryan would stand in his shop, in his special Ryan's Pharmacy outfit of feathered hat, flowery shirt and tight trousers, looking smug as people glance at him and then shiftily look for the cock growing potion.

I don't know, man. I entertain myself at least.

Also. I really like FOB's What A Catch, Donnie. In fact, I may go listen again.