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Jun. 19th, 2003 01:22 pm
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As part of keeping the MX archive current I visit FanFicNet regularly. Today I saw a story that stunned me -- in a bad way.

You have to search through the dross there, as it's true what they say, FFN attracts the worst writers. For example, there's 600 MX stories, I'd say about 500 of those are Mary Sues with new mutants called Jewel etc that fall in love with one of the guys...vomit. You can find great stories but it's rare.

Today I saw one that just puzzled me. In the intro the author had put 'warning -- story sucks' so why put the bloody thing out in public then? I don't deny anyone the choice to write, but putting it out into public when you know it sucks, what the hell's up with that? Unless the writer wants to be reassured that they don't suck, and that's just as bad.

The story itself wasn't bad, I've read worse, at least this writer knew what paragraphs are, unlike some writers there. However, any points she gained were lost in the authors notes when she admitted she'd never seen the show, and you could tell. She even mixed up the hair colour of one of the main characters, giving Emma blonde hair when she's either had dark or red hair depending on the season.

Then again goes on and says this: Note: This is my most awful work, so please forgive! I was writing this at 3am:) and I say again WTF! Why archive it then?

Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-19 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Man, sis, you're more courageous that I am. I wouldn't even *try* to read a fic at FF.net, I'm sorry but that archive just doesn't do it for me. There's something... I don't know, something bad, something evil about that archive, I swear! lol

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-19 05:58 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
There's something... I don't know, something bad, something evil about that archive, I swear! lol

I agree with you. The place drives me nuts, but when I've that itch for some hot mutant lovin' I have to try everywhere. I'm like the addict that would take a fix anywhere. And that includes searching through crap to find something good.

Looks like I'm getting nothing today though, and people wonder why I write so much MX...sigh.

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-19 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
that's right... I guess ffnet just brings a disturbance in the force...

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-19 08:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I guess ffnet just brings a disturbance in the force...

It does, and now you have me thinking about Yoda as well as Dexter. You make me think disturbing things babycakes *g*

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-19 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
Hey, I mentioned them separately, it's not like I talked of a Yoda/Dexter ship! Or Jim screwing Yoda on a poodle! Or Dexter building a machine in order to efficiently screw Jim (to compensate for size difference)! Or Yoda begging Jim for a threesome with the now infamous poodle! Or... well, this could go on a for a while, and it's not 9 a.m. yet, don't want to make you puke lol

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-20 01:49 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Oh man babycakes I'm so proud!

You've developed such an evil slashy mind, even I couldn't have thought of Jim screwing Yoda on a poodle, or a threesome with the poodle.

ROTFLMAO

You've broken me. Must stop laughing...

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-20 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
Glad I didn't make you throw up lol

Mousey's to blame for developping slashy mind, but you're definitely my partner in crime when it comes to evil slashy mind lol

hail to geeky villains in kinky metal suits with an evil slashy mind! - I think it's going to be my full signature from now on - although I should add tortured poet in an hommage to Byron lol

Re: Talk about courage!

Date: 2003-06-21 11:29 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
My work here is done. I'm your partner in crime with the evil slashy mind. I feel strangely satisfied *g*

Geeky villain, kinky metal suit, evil slashy mind, tortured poet. That's one heck of a sig!

Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
I'm like the addict that would take a fix anywhere.

Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about! *chews on her lower lip* Do you think we're pathetic? lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
"do you think we're pathetic?"

People who would answer "yes" to that should be shot for being morons. End of transmission.

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Did I tell you I liked your way of thinking? Oh yeah, I already did! lol Well, it's perfect then *g*

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
I aim to please, honey. Am I an Alpha or not? lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
I aim to please, honey. Am I an Alpha or not? lol

That you are, Alpha mine, that your are *g*

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 08:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Do you think we're pathetic? lol

Pathetic? No way, we've got real lives right? We go out occasionally, as long as we speak to at least one real person a day we're not pathetic at all ;)

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 09:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
I'm feeling better than, thanks! lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-19 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
if you talk to that RL person over the phone, does that count? I mean, suppose you already spent hours answering mails and LJ comments from that person... does that count or does that make me too much into CL? lol

Just a theoretical question, of course lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
Just a theoretical question, of course lol

*geeky like* Theoretical question, right, but still an interesting question. Hmm... what does your notebook have to say about that?

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
I'm at work right now, and I stupidly left my notebook at home (duh! right when I need it!). But you know, me and theoretical questions... I always turn them to my advantage lol

to people who don't know me: I'm just kidding, I always follow the rules of good behavior and expected social things.

to people who know me: try not to choke on the above comment lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 01:51 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Will you two stop it! You're making me lol too much this morning.

Babycakes with her poodle/yoda/Jim threesome now you with the famous notebook *g*

Actually, I wouldn't mind knowing what it says either.

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalie.livejournal.com
You're making me lol too much this morning.

Uh... sorry? lol


Actually, I wouldn't mind knowing what it says either.

Ah! *triumphant smile* I knew you were going to succumb to the Notebook Power!

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
Another notebook addict!! *does Snoopy dance* Promise, as soon as I get home, I'll check what it says - maybe if you're nice enough, someday I'll post sections of it lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-21 11:32 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
maybe if you're nice enough, someday I'll post sections of it lol

I'm always nice! So I'll remember that you promised to post it *g*

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-23 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
okay, okay, *you* are always nice - but keep in mind that I am a (cut) villain (cut) therefore I must be mean and keep you waiting, otherwise I'll just be a geek in a metal suit lol

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-21 11:30 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I knew you were going to succumb to the Notebook Power!

How could I resist? That notebook holds the secrets of the world I'm sure. Page 1 is probably the meaning of life or something.

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 01:46 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
if you talk to that RL person over the phone, does that count?


Well, I suppose it depends on whether you walk away from the computer to use the phone.

Anyway this doesn't apply to you as you go out in your kinky metal suit being an identity confused villain. You have to leave the computer for that surely ;)

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-20 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babycakesin.livejournal.com
lol

I'm beginning to love this kinky metal suit! (ps: yes, I have to take it off when I work though - students wouldn't listen to grammar explanations otherwise lol)

Re: Junkie Connection

Date: 2003-06-21 11:26 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I'm beginning to love this kinky metal suit!

Not as much as I do ;)

Date: 2003-06-19 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maubast.livejournal.com
WTF! Why archive it then?

God, spare us.... You've got me. WTF are people thinking??

Date: 2003-06-19 08:25 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
WTF are people thinking??

I don't think they do. Think that is. Everyone writes badfic at first. It's realising that and improving that's important. Unfortunately some people never do.

Date: 2003-06-23 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maubast.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know you're right. But *still*. :)

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