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turps I figured it would a good chance to buy something new, but man, mam was there too. Remember when she sent me a text asking what a rampant rabbit was? Well that shows how knowledgeable she is about those kinds of toys. I thought about trying to get out of it, but Kay kept asking so I went down.
We arrived early and helped set up the tables and stuff and I ended up sitting next to mam, my brother's partner Kelly and across from this old lady who kept cracking me up all night. Eventually everyone turned up and the Anne Summer's ladies started by handing out paper and pens where you had to write stuff down. Like what your dream man looks like, where you met your partner and stuff like that. I wrote down my answers all the while hoping they weren't going to ask anything sexual, because I don't want mam knowing where I lost my virginity thank you very much.
After that was a raffle. I won a prize and picked something from the grab bag, and ended with a pair of slinky stockings. Of course they'd probably only fit my big toe so I gave them to Kay. That wasn't the best though. Leanne, Kay's best friend, won a prize too and picked a package that ended up being a string of anal beads. Everyone was looking at them, wondering what they were, so I said they were anal beads and Kay shouted that it figured I'd know as I was into things like that.
I think it was around this time they were showing off the clothes and the old woman opposite yelled she wouldn't wear the naughty nurse outfit because she wouldn't want to show off her couche when she bent over. That woman amused me so much, her face when the sex toys were passed around. There was this huge dildo, and it was huge, one of those veiny ones that quiver when you stand it up. The old lady screeched when it was dropped in front of her, picking it up by the base with two fingers as if it was going to turn around and bite her. Then again the size of the thing maybe it would. Mam wouldn't touch it either, which was a shame as it was an interesting thing. Then again, I think mam had died inside a little as she discovered her daughters and her son's partner all had rabbits when we discussed the difference between the different ones.
Other 'highlights' were Kelly looking at the studded cock rings and talking about my brother, and just no. That's not how I want to imagine him at all. But I had fun and made a few purchases so the night wasn't a loss at all, even if I couldn't afford the thing I wanted to buy.
I have Supernatural thoughts but we're going out soon, heading off to the beach for a walk, so they'll have to wait. Though really they can be summed up with, DEAN! So much love!
Also, thanks so much to everyone that commented to yesterday's post. I wasn't feeling at all happy but the combination of support, hugs, cheering on and much needed butt kicking was exactly what I needed. So, thank you.
We arrived early and helped set up the tables and stuff and I ended up sitting next to mam, my brother's partner Kelly and across from this old lady who kept cracking me up all night. Eventually everyone turned up and the Anne Summer's ladies started by handing out paper and pens where you had to write stuff down. Like what your dream man looks like, where you met your partner and stuff like that. I wrote down my answers all the while hoping they weren't going to ask anything sexual, because I don't want mam knowing where I lost my virginity thank you very much.
After that was a raffle. I won a prize and picked something from the grab bag, and ended with a pair of slinky stockings. Of course they'd probably only fit my big toe so I gave them to Kay. That wasn't the best though. Leanne, Kay's best friend, won a prize too and picked a package that ended up being a string of anal beads. Everyone was looking at them, wondering what they were, so I said they were anal beads and Kay shouted that it figured I'd know as I was into things like that.
I think it was around this time they were showing off the clothes and the old woman opposite yelled she wouldn't wear the naughty nurse outfit because she wouldn't want to show off her couche when she bent over. That woman amused me so much, her face when the sex toys were passed around. There was this huge dildo, and it was huge, one of those veiny ones that quiver when you stand it up. The old lady screeched when it was dropped in front of her, picking it up by the base with two fingers as if it was going to turn around and bite her. Then again the size of the thing maybe it would. Mam wouldn't touch it either, which was a shame as it was an interesting thing. Then again, I think mam had died inside a little as she discovered her daughters and her son's partner all had rabbits when we discussed the difference between the different ones.
Other 'highlights' were Kelly looking at the studded cock rings and talking about my brother, and just no. That's not how I want to imagine him at all. But I had fun and made a few purchases so the night wasn't a loss at all, even if I couldn't afford the thing I wanted to buy.
I have Supernatural thoughts but we're going out soon, heading off to the beach for a walk, so they'll have to wait. Though really they can be summed up with, DEAN! So much love!
Also, thanks so much to everyone that commented to yesterday's post. I wasn't feeling at all happy but the combination of support, hugs, cheering on and much needed butt kicking was exactly what I needed. So, thank you.
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Date: 2005-12-07 04:13 pm (UTC)Somehow I think you'd make any Ann Summer's party go with a bang! ;)
I have to say "Dean! So much love" is the best way to sum up one's SPN thoughts *nods*
LOL. Glad you agree!