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Apr. 20th, 2006 12:27 pmIt started with Cramp, then LaLa, and now JoLa lamp style has arrived too. Of course I had to add my pennies worth. Pure un beta read crack which I blame on lack of sleep, and knowing a quite insane group of people ;)
Justin wasn’t a paranoid kind of person – much -- but lately he couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. It wasn’t even the good kind of watched, the kind where he knew every eye in the room was looking his way. That was inevitable; he was a watchable kind of guy after all. No, this was a shiver under his skin, clammy palms and the hairs on his neck standing on end as he walked into a room.
At first he’d fling back curtains and kick open doors, expecting to reveal scantily-clad fans ready and waiting to scream at being in the presence of the great Justin Timberlake. They were never there. Just empty spaces and echoing silence as, back itching, Justin prowled the room.
Next he spent almost a week Googling bugs. It wasn’t inconceivable that some fan had arranged surveillance on his room. Fans were tricky creatures and together they could achieve great things, especially if it resulted in candid pictures of Justin, and okay, the others too. Problem was, the creepy feeling of being watched extended to many rooms, many countries even, and surely there was a limit to what even the most ingenious fan could achieve?
Paranoia spiking, Justin knew he had to share his fears. Not that he wanted to, he knew his band mates and could well imagine the resulting teasing. It wasn’t Justin’s fault that usually he liked being watched, that was normal. But this watching was different, malevolent even and getting worse all the time.
Steeling himself against the mockery to come, Justin made for Chris’ room and knocked firmly. There was no answer, even when Justin knocked again, and again, and then rattled the door. He didn’t expect it to open, but when it did Justin had to step inside. Personal paranoia and potential nervous breakdown aside, the opportunity to snoop while Chris was away was too tempting to ignore.
Slipping inside, Justin looked around, gaze landing on the messy bags open on the floor. They called his name and he stepped forward, then froze as terror slid down his spine. There was something evil in this room, something watching and centred on Chris’ bed. The bed where his lava lamp lay, half covered by the covers. Heart racing, Justin backed toward the door and fled.
Later, back against his bathroom door, Justin tried to justify what he’d seen. The lamp must have fallen from the bedside table. It was the only explanation, the only reason the red wax was bubbling frantically as Justin entered the room. Except for one problem, the flex that curled over the pillow and the plug far removed from any socket. Justin remembered that flex and moaned.
Justin never told Chris his suspicions, how could he when Chris was so distracted, obviously caught in the binds of love. Instead he learned to ignore the itching in his back, the same way he ignored Chris’ constant shopping trips for lube and the flex shaped bruises that snaked across his wrists.
Some things were better off being ignored, and that was fine, Justin could deal with not knowing. Until the day he found Joey and Lance huddled over Lance’s new lamp, caressing the glass as the wax bubbled inside.
Skin crawling and caught in a silent scream, Justin turned to run and collided heavily with JC, sending him, and the two lava lamps he was holding crashing to the floor.
Justin wasn’t a paranoid kind of person – much -- but lately he couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. It wasn’t even the good kind of watched, the kind where he knew every eye in the room was looking his way. That was inevitable; he was a watchable kind of guy after all. No, this was a shiver under his skin, clammy palms and the hairs on his neck standing on end as he walked into a room.
At first he’d fling back curtains and kick open doors, expecting to reveal scantily-clad fans ready and waiting to scream at being in the presence of the great Justin Timberlake. They were never there. Just empty spaces and echoing silence as, back itching, Justin prowled the room.
Next he spent almost a week Googling bugs. It wasn’t inconceivable that some fan had arranged surveillance on his room. Fans were tricky creatures and together they could achieve great things, especially if it resulted in candid pictures of Justin, and okay, the others too. Problem was, the creepy feeling of being watched extended to many rooms, many countries even, and surely there was a limit to what even the most ingenious fan could achieve?
Paranoia spiking, Justin knew he had to share his fears. Not that he wanted to, he knew his band mates and could well imagine the resulting teasing. It wasn’t Justin’s fault that usually he liked being watched, that was normal. But this watching was different, malevolent even and getting worse all the time.
Steeling himself against the mockery to come, Justin made for Chris’ room and knocked firmly. There was no answer, even when Justin knocked again, and again, and then rattled the door. He didn’t expect it to open, but when it did Justin had to step inside. Personal paranoia and potential nervous breakdown aside, the opportunity to snoop while Chris was away was too tempting to ignore.
Slipping inside, Justin looked around, gaze landing on the messy bags open on the floor. They called his name and he stepped forward, then froze as terror slid down his spine. There was something evil in this room, something watching and centred on Chris’ bed. The bed where his lava lamp lay, half covered by the covers. Heart racing, Justin backed toward the door and fled.
Later, back against his bathroom door, Justin tried to justify what he’d seen. The lamp must have fallen from the bedside table. It was the only explanation, the only reason the red wax was bubbling frantically as Justin entered the room. Except for one problem, the flex that curled over the pillow and the plug far removed from any socket. Justin remembered that flex and moaned.
Justin never told Chris his suspicions, how could he when Chris was so distracted, obviously caught in the binds of love. Instead he learned to ignore the itching in his back, the same way he ignored Chris’ constant shopping trips for lube and the flex shaped bruises that snaked across his wrists.
Some things were better off being ignored, and that was fine, Justin could deal with not knowing. Until the day he found Joey and Lance huddled over Lance’s new lamp, caressing the glass as the wax bubbled inside.
Skin crawling and caught in a silent scream, Justin turned to run and collided heavily with JC, sending him, and the two lava lamps he was holding crashing to the floor.
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Date: 2006-04-20 11:38 am (UTC)Justin honey, I completely understand your horror. I'm just so amused by how freaked out you are!
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Date: 2006-04-20 12:34 pm (UTC)OMG TRAUMA
Date: 2006-04-20 12:03 pm (UTC)*deletes journal*
*cries*
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Date: 2006-04-20 12:33 pm (UTC)No deleting or defriending!
*hands you a tissue*
At least they didn't have sex. Surely that's a comfort? ;)
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Date: 2006-04-20 12:48 pm (UTC)Sorry :(
No more ratboy, promise.
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Date: 2006-04-20 12:47 pm (UTC)You know there's going to be some JuC lamp assisted love going on soon ;)
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Date: 2006-04-20 07:34 pm (UTC)...
What, did you think that would scare me? ;)
YAY!
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Date: 2006-04-20 12:44 pm (UTC)I wonder what the author of the source story would make of all this?
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Date: 2006-04-20 12:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-20 01:46 pm (UTC)I love it.
Poor Justin.
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Date: 2006-04-20 02:01 pm (UTC)You know, I can't really disagree with that *g*
Justin doesn't know what he's in for, that's for sure.
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Date: 2006-04-20 02:07 pm (UTC)my
god
It's like an epidemic now, isn't it!?!?!?!?!
No one is safe from the lava loving. And crashing in to JC while trying to make his horrified escape.... JC who was holding TWO LAMPS!?!?!??!
Did they fall to the ground and crash into million pieces? (please say yes! please say yes! please say yes!)
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Date: 2006-04-20 02:16 pm (UTC)Hmmmm, did they smash into millions of pieces, or did JC hang onto them and tutor Justin in the way of the lamp? I wonder ;)
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Date: 2006-04-20 02:54 pm (UTC)*flees*
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Date: 2006-04-20 02:08 pm (UTC)The only sane one left.Brilliant!no subject
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Date: 2006-04-20 06:09 pm (UTC)Oh man, your comment is cracking me up so much. But I know how you feel, whenever I see a lavalamp now I eye it suspiciously *g*
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Date: 2006-04-20 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-20 05:13 pm (UTC)But soon...
Before you know it...
They take over...
And you can't escape...
Heh.
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Date: 2006-04-20 06:03 pm (UTC)I want to marry this comment and have its babies *g*
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Date: 2006-04-20 06:08 pm (UTC)And in that last one, don't they look like they're in a boyband pose?
It's like your hand...
;)
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Date: 2006-04-21 07:30 am (UTC)Oh man, my ribs hurt from laughing so much.
I wonder if there's icon possibilities there? ;)
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Date: 2006-04-20 06:53 pm (UTC)You are quite, quite mad, in the good way :-)
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Date: 2006-04-21 07:22 am (UTC)They're coming to get you! ahahahaha
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Date: 2006-04-22 02:11 pm (UTC)AHAHHAHAHAAAAHHA! Oh, Justin. He just needs someone to show him how good it can really be.I mean, um. What is wrong with you, woman?!
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Date: 2006-04-24 11:33 pm (UTC)He so does, one taste of lamp loving and he'll be an addictI mean, um. What is wrong with you, woman?!
*has shame* I don't know! The words just appear!