turps: (Eva loves Timbertrick really (digital_di)
[personal profile] turps
It started with Cramp, then LaLa, and now JoLa lamp style has arrived too. Of course I had to add my pennies worth. Pure un beta read crack which I blame on lack of sleep, and knowing a quite insane group of people ;)




Justin wasn’t a paranoid kind of person – much -- but lately he couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. It wasn’t even the good kind of watched, the kind where he knew every eye in the room was looking his way. That was inevitable; he was a watchable kind of guy after all. No, this was a shiver under his skin, clammy palms and the hairs on his neck standing on end as he walked into a room.

At first he’d fling back curtains and kick open doors, expecting to reveal scantily-clad fans ready and waiting to scream at being in the presence of the great Justin Timberlake. They were never there. Just empty spaces and echoing silence as, back itching, Justin prowled the room.

Next he spent almost a week Googling bugs. It wasn’t inconceivable that some fan had arranged surveillance on his room. Fans were tricky creatures and together they could achieve great things, especially if it resulted in candid pictures of Justin, and okay, the others too. Problem was, the creepy feeling of being watched extended to many rooms, many countries even, and surely there was a limit to what even the most ingenious fan could achieve?

Paranoia spiking, Justin knew he had to share his fears. Not that he wanted to, he knew his band mates and could well imagine the resulting teasing. It wasn’t Justin’s fault that usually he liked being watched, that was normal. But this watching was different, malevolent even and getting worse all the time.

Steeling himself against the mockery to come, Justin made for Chris’ room and knocked firmly. There was no answer, even when Justin knocked again, and again, and then rattled the door. He didn’t expect it to open, but when it did Justin had to step inside. Personal paranoia and potential nervous breakdown aside, the opportunity to snoop while Chris was away was too tempting to ignore.

Slipping inside, Justin looked around, gaze landing on the messy bags open on the floor. They called his name and he stepped forward, then froze as terror slid down his spine. There was something evil in this room, something watching and centred on Chris’ bed. The bed where his lava lamp lay, half covered by the covers. Heart racing, Justin backed toward the door and fled.

Later, back against his bathroom door, Justin tried to justify what he’d seen. The lamp must have fallen from the bedside table. It was the only explanation, the only reason the red wax was bubbling frantically as Justin entered the room. Except for one problem, the flex that curled over the pillow and the plug far removed from any socket. Justin remembered that flex and moaned.

Justin never told Chris his suspicions, how could he when Chris was so distracted, obviously caught in the binds of love. Instead he learned to ignore the itching in his back, the same way he ignored Chris’ constant shopping trips for lube and the flex shaped bruises that snaked across his wrists.

Some things were better off being ignored, and that was fine, Justin could deal with not knowing. Until the day he found Joey and Lance huddled over Lance’s new lamp, caressing the glass as the wax bubbled inside.

Skin crawling and caught in a silent scream, Justin turned to run and collided heavily with JC, sending him, and the two lava lamps he was holding crashing to the floor.

Date: 2006-04-20 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Justin honey, I completely understand your horror. I'm just so amused by how freaked out you are!

Date: 2006-04-20 12:34 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Justin is so freaked out. But give him five minutes with JC and his gifts. He may change his mind ;)

OMG TRAUMA

Date: 2006-04-20 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buddleia.livejournal.com
*defriends everybody*
*deletes journal*
*cries*

Re: OMG TRAUMA

Date: 2006-04-20 12:33 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (whoreboots)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Nooooooooooo!!!

No deleting or defriending!

*hands you a tissue*

At least they didn't have sex. Surely that's a comfort? ;)

Re: OMG TRAUMA

Date: 2006-04-20 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com
*laughs at your reaction*

Date: 2006-04-20 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbat.livejournal.com
*is totally scarred for life*

Date: 2006-04-20 12:48 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (killjoys Mikey/Ray)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Oh eeep.

Sorry :(

No more ratboy, promise.

Date: 2006-04-20 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenbat.livejournal.com
Not sure what scares me more.. the lamps or Justin.

Date: 2006-04-20 12:39 pm (UTC)
rikes: JC laughing (You know how I like it)
From: [personal profile] rikes
One of JC's lamps was for Justin, right? ;) Poor boy.

Date: 2006-04-20 12:47 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You've got it!

You know there's going to be some JuC lamp assisted love going on soon ;)

Date: 2006-04-20 07:34 pm (UTC)
rikes: (What's going on)
From: [personal profile] rikes
YAY!

...

What, did you think that would scare me? ;)

YAY!

Date: 2006-04-21 07:24 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Honey, it's you. I wouldn't expect anything but this answer *g*

Date: 2006-04-21 07:39 pm (UTC)
rikes: drawing of a fairy, with cherry blossoms (When I'm with you I want to stay there)
From: [personal profile] rikes
What? Are you implying I'm easy or something?

Date: 2006-04-22 08:34 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (killjoys Mikey/Ray)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Heck no. I'm implying that you're kinktastic!

Date: 2006-04-20 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera-pop.livejournal.com
*giggles* *giggles some more*

I wonder what the author of the source story would make of all this?

Date: 2006-04-20 12:49 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think she should be honoured. I mean, she's the reason for a new genre in popslash. We had wings, we had magical realism. Now we have lamps *g*

Date: 2006-04-20 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withdiamonds.livejournal.com
I was just wondering the same thing myself!

Date: 2006-04-20 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] withdiamonds.livejournal.com
You people are all insane.

I love it.

Poor Justin.

Date: 2006-04-20 02:01 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (smug Justin (rikes))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You people are all insane.

You know, I can't really disagree with that *g*

Justin doesn't know what he's in for, that's for sure.

Date: 2006-04-20 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clear-my-eyes.livejournal.com
Lol! Complete and utter (adorable) madness!!

Date: 2006-04-20 02:14 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It is madness, but it's fun *g*

Date: 2006-04-20 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clear-my-eyes.livejournal.com
it is fun...and I love it! :-)

Date: 2006-04-20 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bayouskye.livejournal.com
Oh

my

god

It's like an epidemic now, isn't it!?!?!?!?!

No one is safe from the lava loving. And crashing in to JC while trying to make his horrified escape.... JC who was holding TWO LAMPS!?!?!??!

Did they fall to the ground and crash into million pieces? (please say yes! please say yes! please say yes!)

Date: 2006-04-20 02:16 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Lava loving. Ahahahahaahaha.

Hmmmm, did they smash into millions of pieces, or did JC hang onto them and tutor Justin in the way of the lamp? I wonder ;)

Date: 2006-04-20 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bayouskye.livejournal.com
*shrieks*

*flees*

Date: 2006-04-20 02:08 pm (UTC)
pensnest: bright-eyed baby me (Love in many guises)
From: [personal profile] pensnest
*giggles helplessly* Oh, poor Justin! The only sane one left. Brilliant!

Date: 2006-04-20 02:18 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nick (digital_diva))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Justin needs to run for his life before JC gives him his gift *g*

Date: 2006-04-20 04:48 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
I knew it!! It is an Alien Invasion(tm)!! The Lamps are taking over the world, starting with the celebrities, and when they are won over they'll come for the rest of us! I even saw one today, spying on me from behind the curtain of someone's bedroom! *shudder* For once I'm actually feeling sorry for Justin! *pets the poor boy and tells him to keep far, far away from his bandmates and whatever he does never accept any gifts from them*

Date: 2006-04-20 06:09 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahaha.

Oh man, your comment is cracking me up so much. But I know how you feel, whenever I see a lavalamp now I eye it suspiciously *g*

Date: 2006-04-20 08:13 pm (UTC)
stellamira: (Popslash - Kilt)
From: [personal profile] stellamira
You know, this is probably the wrong time to say it, but I actually have a lava lamp...

Date: 2006-04-20 10:13 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (Default)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
*screams and runs away*

Date: 2006-04-20 05:13 pm (UTC)
ext_1905: (Default)
From: [identity profile] glendaglamazon.livejournal.com
It just starts with one...

Image

But soon...

Image

Before you know it...

Image

They take over...

Image

And you can't escape...

Image

Heh.

Date: 2006-04-20 06:03 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahahahahaha.

I want to marry this comment and have its babies *g*

Date: 2006-04-20 06:08 pm (UTC)
ext_1905: (Default)
From: [identity profile] glendaglamazon.livejournal.com
I just randomly image-googled lava lamps, and these all showed up. ;)

And in that last one, don't they look like they're in a boyband pose?

It's like your hand...

;)

Date: 2006-04-21 07:30 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
They do!

Oh man, my ribs hurt from laughing so much.

I wonder if there's icon possibilities there? ;)

Date: 2006-04-20 06:16 pm (UTC)
ext_312: Desolation Row!Gerard (lost my fear of falling)
From: [identity profile] turloughishere.livejournal.com
LOL!! But scary, really scary! They're taking over the world, I just know it!!

Date: 2006-04-20 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
Hahahaha! Poor Justin *g*.

Date: 2006-04-21 07:28 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (smug Justin (rikes))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
He's so scared! *pets him*

Date: 2006-04-20 06:53 pm (UTC)
nopseud: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nopseud
{sporfle}

You are quite, quite mad, in the good way :-)

Date: 2006-04-21 07:24 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Well as long as it's a good way *g*

Date: 2006-04-20 08:10 pm (UTC)
stellamira: (Popslash - Bottle)
From: [personal profile] stellamira
Oh, I'm gonna dream of evil lava lamps taking over the world tonight and it will all be your fault!!!

Date: 2006-04-21 07:22 am (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Oh eeep! I hope no evil lava lamps invaded your sleep!

They're coming to get you! ahahahaha

Date: 2006-04-22 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chreesko.livejournal.com
AHAHHAHAHAAAAHHA! Oh, Justin. He just needs someone to show him how good it can really be.

I mean, um. What is wrong with you, woman?!

Date: 2006-04-24 11:33 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (DR Mikey2)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
He so does, one taste of lamp loving and he'll be an addict

I mean, um. What is wrong with you, woman?!

*has shame* I don't know! The words just appear!


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