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[turps]

Deciding to change your t-shirt then realising the window cleaner is just there isn't a good moment. I'm just saying.

Also, imagine you're happily walking along, say a beach somewhere. You're eating, and sort of drop something, which falls down your chest, landing in your bra. Is there an etiquette to this situation? Do you delve between your boobs, discretely pull at the strap and dislodge said item down your front? Leave it and be annoyed until you're in private? I need to know these things.

To add a little content, and to show I ain't no chicken ;)

Why am I on your friends list?

Then post this in your LJ to see what people say about you.

Comments

[digital-diva.livejournal.com]

Poor window cleaner. Hope he gets compensation ;-)

Why am I on your friends list?

BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET RID OF YOU!!!!

chicken

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Man, I was mortified! Never have I pulled on a t-shirt so fast *g*

AS IF! I TURN AROUND AND YOU'RE THERE! ALWAYS! STALKER!

I posted!

[tara]

Personally? I go the cleavage delve. I'm forever losing food down there, seriously. I think it's one of the big minuses of having big boobs *g*

As for the friends list thing, you're on my list because I think you're wonderful. Even though we only barely share a fandom these days, that's not an issue, because it stopped being a fandom thing for me way back :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I went for the cleavage delve too. A quick movement and hopefully not many saw. Because yeah, big boobs seem to attract food spillage *g*

You've just made me feel all squishy. You're so right, fandom may have introduced us, but it sure isn't the connection now.

[castalie.livejournal.com]

I'd be curious to know the boob etiquette in a case like this, too! lol

Why am I on your friends list?

*blink* Because the alternative is unthinkable?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I really was wondering. I went for a quick delve, but there has to be a better way *g*

*blink* Because the alternative is unthinkable?

Man. I love you.

[(Anonymous)]

Thank god, you're not and with good reason.

[digital-diva.livejournal.com]

The fuck?

[silveryscrape.livejournal.com]

Because you're so much fun! And the crack.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Crack seems to be mentioned a lot in this post. I'm strangely proud *g*

[kicksav29.livejournal.com]

Because Gill said I should and she's right! I enjoy your blogs a lot :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Gill has good taste ;)

I'm glad she pointed you toward me :)

[justinsgayhero.livejournal.com]

I can't remember how I found you*lol*, probably through mutual friends but your a very sweet person Terri so I love being apart of your friends list.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

*blush*

Thank you so much. You're an asset to my flist too.

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I don't remember when I added you initially, but you're on my friends' list now because you love the TrickC and especially Chris, and you're smart and funny and gorgeous and have a wicked sense of humor :) You're a great writer, and I love your stories, but I also love your posts about your family and related personal things.

In short, you rock, and that's why you're on my friends' list :) *snugs*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude, again I feel all fuzzy.

Thank you! I'm just going to bask with this comment a little *g*

*mwah*

[rikes]

Because you're friendly and popslashy and JuC is your secret OTP. ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude! My secret OTP is not JuC!!!!

[yami-tai.livejournal.com]

Is there an etiquette to this situation?

I don't think so, and I'm with everyone else, I'd go for the quick delve because who knows when you might get a moment to yourself.

Why am I on your friends list?

Mouse would talk about you all the time and so I eventually plucked up the courage to friend you even though we don't share many fandoms. And I'm so glad I did ^__________^!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I'm loving these food/chest related questions. The flist is all knowing *g*

I'm so glad you friended me too. You're such a lovely person, and I don't need shared fandoms to know that :D

[simply-fly-away.livejournal.com]

I have no shame, I right in there trying to get whatever it is in there out!

Why am I on your friends list?

I absolutely adore you, that's why.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You have no shame? I can't believe that! *g*

I absolutely adore you, that's why.

And I you. *smooch*

[(Anonymous)]

Because you're interesting and funny and kind-hearted. I enjoy reading your posts!

[kaethe.livejournal.com]

Um, that would be my comment. What is with LJ logging me out all the time lately?

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Why you are on my flist? Yes, why are you??? No, seriously because as someone said above, the alternative would be unthinkable! You're nice and friendly and totally cracked-out. And you adore the sparkly boys, especially Chris and Kevin and euro!babies, and you write wonderful stories and you have no shame :-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude, I should frame this comment for those down times :D

I really do love all those things, the sparkly fandom is an awesome place. But more people should love Kevin, he's awesome!

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

because you are swee and caring and just all together full of awesome.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Thank you, honey.

*smooch*

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

a quick delve to fish it out / adjustment of straps to shake it free [this applies to paper clips and the like too - in my world.

[and I'm not doing this meme, beause I'm bound to miss someone who will be hurt, but you're on my flist because you're my *you* and I love you dearly. you know this.]

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I love all this fishing for objects advice *g*

I do know that, and it's totally ditto. XXX

[without-me.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE YOU FLASH WINDOW CLEANERS!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Best answer ever!

[rockerbabyz.livejournal.com]

I usually just delve in, but I try to make sure no one's looking first.

And because you wrote an AMAZING fic for me and I had to track you down and know what made this amazing author tick (Turns out it's more slash ;-) LOL) and I found out you're a really cool person with a really cool accent too :D

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That seems to be the popular answer *g*

*smooch* Thank you, honey. You're amazing at feedback, and it was a privilege to have you for my recipient.

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

Proper etiquette for dislodging food down the bra.

1)pull collar of shirt out and stare down at boob clevage.

2)look aroud and smile at anyone that is staring at you.

3)bend slightly, SLIGHTLY, at the waiste and pull bottom of shirt away from body until you can see ground/floor.

4)shove hand, previously holding collar open, down top of shirt and shove the hand that previously pulled bottom of shirt away for your body up towards bra encaged boobage.

5)push top hand's fingers between boobage and wiggle them around while bottom hand is pulling lower edge of bra away from body.

6)bounce and jiggle yourself around to help the removal of food objects.

7)stare at crumblies that now litter the ground at your feet.

8)remove hands from inside shirt.

9)grasp bra straps through shirt and bounce and wiggle until your boobage is righted again.

10)dust hands down front of shirt, nod and continue on as if nothing happened.

AND! You're on my flist because you're lovely and wonderful and you always make me smile. And even though you like the TrickC (which I am pretending isn't true) we're egaged and it'd just be weird to be engaged to someone that isn't on my flist.

*snerks*

*snogs*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha. You're priceless and get the prize for best boobage answer. You rock!

Hee yes, we are engaged. It's a good thing you can tolerate my bad trickc habits *g*

*smooch*

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

So, I'm sitting here reading lj and as I get to this post, I proceeded to drop some trail mix out of my hand. Of course it went right down into my shirt. *sigh* You jinxed me, you know that right?


As for being on my flist. You're a dear friend, I adore you and you're my Terri, you can never, ever leave. After all I have a theme song for you and your posts.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Sorry honey. Didn't mean to jinx you. But what did you do to get it out? ;)

Love you, honey. XXX

[dine.livejournal.com]

half the time I don't even notice crumbage until I'm undressing and find bits of crisps or lettuce stuck to my chest. I win at oblivious!

can't recall how I first "met" you, but I hang around cause you're funny and perverted, and you love Chrissofer

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Lol. I've had that happen too. Getting undressed and wondering where the heck a bean came from.

Funny, perverted and love Chrissofer. You know. I think that sums it up just fine!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

Why am I on your friends list?

Because you're nice and fun, but it's really because of the Cramp ;-).

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. I knew it!

Thanks, honey. *smooch*

[canadiandreamr.livejournal.com]

I say, men get to adjust their privates in public and it's (somewhat) socially accepted, dive into your cleavage and get that stray food!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That's a very good point! Next time I'm so diving in.

[firequill.livejournal.com]

Why am I on your friends list?

...because you ask things like "Do you delve between your boobs, discretely pull at the strap and dislodge said item down your front?" ??

No ;) That's not really why... but it doesn't hurt. I'm pretty sure you're the nicest person ever. Honestly. Even when things are goin' kinda bad in your world, you've always got something nice to say to everyone, including me - someone you hardly know at all. That's hard to do man. You have this wild love for some really cool guys I know of ;) and you still get excited by them, and it's awesome. You're funny. Not to mention... you've been writing Trickyfish. And well... if all those other things weren't true ;) hell I might come 'round just for that. *giggle*

By the way? To answer your question... hell honey it's your rack, dive right in and pluck the offending snack out. Mmmm, or beg someone else to do it for you...possibly with their teeth. ;) *runs!*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh man, honey. You've got me laughing and blushing like crazy here.

It's easy to be nice to you, even if I don't know you that well I know enough to realise what a lovely person you are. You've been there for me and that means a lot. As for those other guys, I really do love them, which makes it easy to get excited *g*

You know, it doesn't matter why you stick around. I'm just glad you do. You're a miss when you don't post.

Hmmmm, teeth around the boobage area. I approve! ;)

[ninjetti75.livejournal.com]

Because thou art my Terri-Luv!!!

*tackleglomphugsquishes*

Forever and always.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm sort of flailing and grinning like a loon here.

*mwah*

[saba1789.livejournal.com]

I think it's actually all Bettina's fault - like so many times. Heh.
No, seriously now: there was this meme where you had to rec LJs that your friends hadn't friended yet and Bettina rec'd you because you were a Chris girl :-) . So I friended you and never regretted it because you're cool and fun and lovely and of course you're everything anyone could want in a Chris girl. I guess I just ♥ you hon! *smooches you*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Isn't everything Bettina's fault? ;)

Oh man, you made me blush. Thank you. *smooch*

Being friended for being a Chris girl, that makes me happy *g*