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[turps]

Deciding to change your t-shirt then realising the window cleaner is just there isn't a good moment. I'm just saying.

Also, imagine you're happily walking along, say a beach somewhere. You're eating, and sort of drop something, which falls down your chest, landing in your bra. Is there an etiquette to this situation? Do you delve between your boobs, discretely pull at the strap and dislodge said item down your front? Leave it and be annoyed until you're in private? I need to know these things.

To add a little content, and to show I ain't no chicken ;)

Why am I on your friends list?

Then post this in your LJ to see what people say about you.

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[tara]

Personally? I go the cleavage delve. I'm forever losing food down there, seriously. I think it's one of the big minuses of having big boobs *g*

As for the friends list thing, you're on my list because I think you're wonderful. Even though we only barely share a fandom these days, that's not an issue, because it stopped being a fandom thing for me way back :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I went for the cleavage delve too. A quick movement and hopefully not many saw. Because yeah, big boobs seem to attract food spillage *g*

You've just made me feel all squishy. You're so right, fandom may have introduced us, but it sure isn't the connection now.

[tara]

Perhaps we need some kind of boobie!bib. There'd be a market for it, I'm sure ;)

Squishy? Then my work here is done. Just as long as I didn't manage to pass on my cold while I was at it *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I have visions of one of those plastic baby bibs with the lip bit at the bottom now. A nice big comfy one to fit nicely over the chest area *g*

It's you, I can take a few germs.

[tara]

*lol* That's exactly the sort of bib I was picturing, too. Complete with cartoon ducky, or teddy, or other-cutesy-picture-du-jour :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. Yes, it would be perfect. I want a ducky one *g*