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Deciding to change your t-shirt then realising the window cleaner is just there isn't a good moment. I'm just saying.

Also, imagine you're happily walking along, say a beach somewhere. You're eating, and sort of drop something, which falls down your chest, landing in your bra. Is there an etiquette to this situation? Do you delve between your boobs, discretely pull at the strap and dislodge said item down your front? Leave it and be annoyed until you're in private? I need to know these things.

To add a little content, and to show I ain't no chicken ;)

Why am I on your friends list?

Then post this in your LJ to see what people say about you.

Date: 2006-06-07 12:08 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (imagination (wizzicons))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Man, I was mortified! Never have I pulled on a t-shirt so fast *g*

AS IF! I TURN AROUND AND YOU'RE THERE! ALWAYS! STALKER!

I posted!

Date: 2006-06-07 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digital-diva.livejournal.com
I STALK YOU?? YOU POOR DELUSIONAL CHILD!

Date: 2006-06-07 12:19 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (T (pensnest))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
YOU DO!

JUMPING ON MY POSTS, WAITING FOR MY COMMENTS.

I KNOW THE SIGNS!

Date: 2006-06-07 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digital-diva.livejournal.com
YOU SHOULD! YOU'RE THE MASTER!

And whoa, woman, who did you piss off? ahahahaha

Date: 2006-06-07 12:43 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Mikeyway2 (eloquentice))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
THE MASTER OF STALKING. I COULD GO FOR THAT!

Obviously someone jealous of my talented self. Their loss.

Date: 2006-06-07 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digital-diva.livejournal.com
You really need to start seeing someone about these delusions of your, man ;-)

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