Crackfic poll

[turps]

I blame rikes and pensnest for this. This has nothing to do with me at all!



[Poll #748436]

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[nopseud]

Make your text boxes longer!

Justy and Josh have just had their darling assbaby. What should they call it?

Joshty if it's a boy. Lynn Karen Timberlake-Chasez if it's a girl.

The next qustion needed tickjy boxes because obviously he should do *all* of those. And have sex with Lance. Several times.

Oh no! Lance was getting hot and heavy with his new date, but forgot the lube! Chris helps him hobble to the ER. What excuse does he spin to explain Lance's sorry state?

See, if your text boxes were longer, I could've said "He misnderstood his mom when she said he should try a salad shooter", but I couldn't fit it all in.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They're as big as they could go, I think. I suspect I need to more technical poll knowledge.

Joshty if it's a boy. Lynn Karen Timberlake-Chasez if it's a girl.

You're all sick sick amazing people. Joshty or variants of that is well in the lead for a boy. As for the girl. I can totally see that happening.

And have sex with Lance. Several times.

I approve of this answer. Very much so.

"He misnderstood his mom when she said he should try a salad shooter", but I couldn't fit it all in.

I scared the cat the first time I read that, so so funny *g*