Crackfic poll

[turps]

I blame rikes and pensnest for this. This has nothing to do with me at all!



[Poll #748436]

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[timian.livejournal.com]

This is emphatically not my fandom, but this poll ROCKS. And dude, nothing defeats the assbaby! Nothing.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I love crackfic so much. Well written stories are amazing, and 90% of the time I'll be reading those. But sometimes all you need are the assbabies *g*

Assbabies rule!

[castalie.livejournal.com]

Lol Dude! That has to be the best crack!anything I've seen in a long time *applauds*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help it! I was answering comments and a poll was mentioned and I had to run with it *g*

*bows*

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

Lance and. Lance and. LANCE AND A TRUMPET????!?!!!!!!11!!??

*runs off to BLEACH BRAIN*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

But he could play you such a pretty tune! ;)

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

DO NOT SULLY THE PROUD REPUTATION OF THAT FINE INSTRUMENT.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Eeeep!

Okay, trumpets are off the dating list by order of JM!

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!

I was only joking my dear. But then again...oh god. My brain.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Phew. So I can come out of hiding now ;)

Ahahahaha. Yes, I imagine a lot of brain bleach will be used today.

[nopseud]

But then again...oh god. My brain.

And I bet you thought there would never be an occasion to use the word 'embouchure' in a sex scene!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

Yeah "play my big horn with that gorgeous embouchure" doesn't figure largely in my wishes for sexy banter...

*takes wire brush to synapses*

[pensnest]

I am *innocent*!!! Defamed!!!!! Abusing punctuation!!!! I mean. I only asked...

I have to answer Heck yes! to the last question, because I have learned that there are no depths to which fanfic writers cannot sink is nowt so queer as folk, and who knows when I shall encounter something that makes Lamp love look, well, normal.

And Lava Lamps have to be more cracked than ass babies! Every fandom has ass babies, but who else has lava lamps? Hah! Hah!

Okay. Um. I think I need chocolate now.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You did ask! And I had to find out!

You know the sad thing? Lamp is normal to me, just another character in the world of popslash. This fandom has driven me insane!

Lamps rule!!

Lol. Enjoy the chocolate ;)

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

*waves shyly*

I've been lurking and reading your stuff and finding people still into the *nsync stuff is most excellent... not to mention my penchant for cracked out MADNESS!

Mind if I friend you?

[turps33.livejournal.com]

*waves back*

Hello! Of course you can friend. I adore popslash and anyone that does the same is always welcome here. Just be prepared for much Chris worship and cracked out insanity *g*

With an icon like that I'm sure you're a fine flist addition :)

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

Just so you know... *SO* fine with the Chris worship *g*

and thanks.

[rikes]

Heck yes, but I'm not sure if I want to think about it... ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You know you want to think about it! ;)

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

These posts are best before coffee!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I suspect these posts are best buried and never talked about *g*

[bayouskye.livejournal.com]

Pssssha!

Where's the fun in that?

[chreesko.livejournal.com]

Best. Poll. Ever.

Also, that ass-babies story you linked in the last post was truly brilliant. It really brightened up my crappy day. eeeee, and stuff.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!

The ass-babies story was amazing! Justin actually delivered!

[nopseud]

Make your text boxes longer!

Justy and Josh have just had their darling assbaby. What should they call it?

Joshty if it's a boy. Lynn Karen Timberlake-Chasez if it's a girl.

The next qustion needed tickjy boxes because obviously he should do *all* of those. And have sex with Lance. Several times.

Oh no! Lance was getting hot and heavy with his new date, but forgot the lube! Chris helps him hobble to the ER. What excuse does he spin to explain Lance's sorry state?

See, if your text boxes were longer, I could've said "He misnderstood his mom when she said he should try a salad shooter", but I couldn't fit it all in.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

They're as big as they could go, I think. I suspect I need to more technical poll knowledge.

Joshty if it's a boy. Lynn Karen Timberlake-Chasez if it's a girl.

You're all sick sick amazing people. Joshty or variants of that is well in the lead for a boy. As for the girl. I can totally see that happening.

And have sex with Lance. Several times.

I approve of this answer. Very much so.

"He misnderstood his mom when she said he should try a salad shooter", but I couldn't fit it all in.

I scared the cat the first time I read that, so so funny *g*

[marrymehowie.livejournal.com]

This is a gret poll! Favor, though, if you would. Do you have links to any crack!fic? I would love some crack, please. lol

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I do have links. I'll make up a list and link you to it when I'm done :)

[marrymehowie.livejournal.com]

You're wonderful! Sometimes I just want a little fun to read.

[hegemony.livejournal.com]

You SO just gave me a picture of JC tittyfucking Justin's moobs. That is SO not a picture I needed.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh I don't know. If Justin's moobs are really engorged, like really firm and plump, JC could get some good friction going between them ;)

[nopseud]

It's all fun and games until someone gets a squirt of milk in the eye.

[adelate]

AHAHAHAHAHA. Oh lord.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It was all their fault!