Crackfic poll

[turps]

I blame rikes and pensnest for this. This has nothing to do with me at all!



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Comments

[turps33.livejournal.com]

But he could play you such a pretty tune! ;)

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

DO NOT SULLY THE PROUD REPUTATION OF THAT FINE INSTRUMENT.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Eeeep!

Okay, trumpets are off the dating list by order of JM!

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA!

I was only joking my dear. But then again...oh god. My brain.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Phew. So I can come out of hiding now ;)

Ahahahaha. Yes, I imagine a lot of brain bleach will be used today.

[nopseud]

But then again...oh god. My brain.

And I bet you thought there would never be an occasion to use the word 'embouchure' in a sex scene!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

Yeah "play my big horn with that gorgeous embouchure" doesn't figure largely in my wishes for sexy banter...

*takes wire brush to synapses*