Crackfic poll

[turps]

I blame rikes and pensnest for this. This has nothing to do with me at all!



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[nopseud]

But then again...oh god. My brain.

And I bet you thought there would never be an occasion to use the word 'embouchure' in a sex scene!

[vaudevilles.livejournal.com]

Yeah "play my big horn with that gorgeous embouchure" doesn't figure largely in my wishes for sexy banter...

*takes wire brush to synapses*