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[turps]

The scouts are holding a BBQ soon, and Corey brought home the flyer about it last night. The below is copied exactly from that flyer.

Come along and enjoy our family BBQ and have a go on our traditional fun fair stalls "Hook & Duck, Space Hopper's, Coconut Shi, The Stocks, Football Shoot Out, Air Riffles and Archery"

Food served from 3pm till 5pm and includes 3 pieces of meet, Bread Bun, Salad, and Beans.
Bring your own Liquid refreshment.

That was written by the regional head of the Scout division. All I can think is, way to show an example to your scouts.

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Okay, the spelling and grammar is awful, but more importantly: Hook & Duck? That doesn't even make sense! I mean, yes, there is a hook involved and a duck involved, but it's OBVIOUSLY hook A duck. Because that's what you DO.

Yours sincerely,

Outraged of Yorkshire.

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I know!

It's just, so wrong! And they were giving more of the damn things out tonight and I had to sit and watch people read and snigger.

That man should be ashamed!