(no subject)

[turps]

Following on from my last post. If I'd dreamt about what I was thinking about before bed last night it would have been Jeremy Kyle in the killjoys universe, which quite frankly, is a terrifying idea. I blame themoononastick completely

Related to lie detectors that give electric shocks. Oh how much do I love the killjoys kink meme. So many prompts that make my h/c loving heart sing. I want them all to be written, all of them! I'm not sure of the netiquette of linking, but if you too like hookers there may be something relevant to your interests here. I need to go comment with some prompts of my own at some point, then you can pretend you don't know which prompts are mine.

We're planning to head to the cinema at some point this morning. That is if James ever wakes up. Until then, have the Pete Wentz poetry meme, which resulted in a poem of WOE!

The "Be Pete Wentz " Poetry Meme works thusly:

1. Put your music player of choice on shuffle.
2. The first lines of twenty songs = a poem; the first line of the twenty-first song is the title.



*Bonus Points For Guessing All 21 Songs*

I Will Never Find Another Lover Sweeter Than You

We were in your basement hiding out.
Why does it feel like night today
Don't take them faces at their value in a cynical town
Karma police, arrest this man
Turning into something, drifting off into old ways

How cruel, is the golden rule
If all of life is just a dream
Now I know, that I can make you stay
I pulled into Nazareth, I was feeling about half past dead
Seeing things, going places

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favorite scenes
And we can run from the backdrop
They're these terrors
Don't want to be an American idiot
Another day, walking to the same old beat

She's gonna fall from me
Take your swing and fall
Josie's on a vacation far away
I can not take this any more
We've broken down



ETA: Hours later and he's still asleep. I've read my flist, watched some fingering porn and am now listening to Mikey's radio interview. They have been beaming on stage. I have heart eyes here, people. Hearts. In. My. Eyes. Keep talking forever, Mikeyway.

ETA2: Okay, fine. I'll just sit here and think about prompts. They'd have fucking machines in the desert, right? Also latex gloves. They for sure have hands and fingers and first times that involve kissing and holding and soothing.

Also, I always have to make sure I haven't put down dessert for desert which makes me think of jelly wrestling. It could happen! They have occupy themselves somehow on those long nights. A paddling pool, some j

ETA3: I think I'll just sit and gaze at these







Don't worry, I am going out. I'll shut up soon.

Comments

[damned_colonial]

I made it to 5 songs before getting bored, but...

I called in sick to work today
I hold an image of the ashtray girl
Take your time, make peace with the day
Well he's standing watching the sun go down
There's such a sad love

[turlough]

Either I'm even more disconnected from everything than I thought or your entries are getting more cryptic: what does lie detectors giving electric shocks got to do with Killjoys and kink memes??? Also, I don't have any experience of kink memes but I thought they were all about the porn, not h/c, have I misunderstood things?

I need to go comment with some prompts of my own at some point, then you can pretend you don't know which prompts are mine.

*snerk*

Fucking machines and latex gloves?? Eeep! You have scary kinks!

[turps]

See, this is what happens. You go away for a few days and can't understand me any more D:

Well, my connection was the fact that the kink meme has got a lot of hard core h/c prompts, more weighted to the h side of things. Which an electric shock giving lie detector would be.

As for the porn. There's porn prompts for sure, but so far most have been tied in with n/c, kidnapping etc.

I'm going to ask for Ray/Frank, and no one will ever guess it's me.

[turlough]

I know! I've been away for less than three days and already my friends might just as well be speaking in tounges, it's scary!

I haven't looked at the kink meme yet but it's in one of the million tabs I've got open. At the moment I'm trying to catch up on the MCR goings on though. I just started watching the AbsoluteRadio interview and I constantly have to remind myself to listen to what they're saying and not just gaze adoringly at Gerard and sigh over how pretty he is :-)

Ray/Frank?? Not Frank/Mikey?? Who are you and what have you done to Terri????!!!

[turps]

The conclusion being. You must never leave us again!

Turlough, that interview is amazing! It's shot up to one of my most favourites ever. They both look so happy, Mikey keeps laughing. They share coffee! It's amazing!

But you'd all know it was me if I was over there asking for Frank/Mikey!

[turlough]

I can't promise I ever will, but I totally prefer to stay were I am forever!!

Gerard's little hat is so adorable!!

And? I'm sure no one would be the least suprised :-)

[turps]

Oh man yeah, it does get boring writing them all down. Which shows just how bored I was at the time.

Yours sounds like a sad poem. Weird how that happens so often.

[cd-lind.livejournal.com]

*waves* Hi there! Long time and all that, all because I have the attention span of a gerbil. *shakes head*

That poetry meme looks like a lot of fun - haven't done any memes in ages, so this might be a good first one. :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Hey you!

You should do the meme. Everyone should be Pete Wentz at least once in their life <3

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

They definitely have latex gloves at BL/ind, at the very least; there's no good reason the boys couldn't have lifted a box or two at some point. (Actually, it seems more likely than not, looking at Party Poison & Kobra Kid's lovingly bleached and dyed hair.)

And depending on how strict your definition of "fucking machine" is, I suppose you could find one of those someone at BL/ind/in Battery City, too. Maybe something that could be easily re-purposed? (Brain: like an electric mixer, except with dildos plugged in? Me: WHAT THE FUCK, NO. ohgodwhyamistillawake.)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, I'm listening to Destroya right now and Gerard's sex noises in combination with this comment. Holy hell.

Latex gloves. Hmmmmmm. My mental image is now Ray pulling them on with a snap and then wiggling his fingers. It's a very nice image.

You are awake to tell me about home made fucking machines, obviously! Though I suspect the mixer plus dildo could be problematic. Though you could maybe bend the prongs a little and add two, which double the pleasure.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Now I need to sit and think about what household items could be modified into a fucking machine.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Well, I suspect a lot of common household items could be turned into fucking machines with a little bit of ingenuity and a decent sense of engineering. And of course, when things get desperate, you can always fuck the car (http://www.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq). (... Actually, why has no one asked for TransAm porn yet?)

And as for the mixer, I was thinking of it as a sort of homemade vibrator — I mean, I'd probably keep it on the lower settings ;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I may have written car fucking before. Which is, yes, more Trans Am fucking needed! Also, a kink meme is not a kink meme without beastiality. I'm steeling myself for that one.

Okay, that would work. But yeah, no high speed action needed there.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA have you really? In what fandom? Curious minds want to know! (Although probably not read it, because uh, that is not my kink D:) (I will also not be reading the beastiality, but yes, I'm sure it's coming.)

In other news, you know who I would bone? Hint: it's Mikeyway.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I have! It was for popslash, a story where the guys in Nsync were talking part in a documentary about unusual sexual fetishes. I learned a lot about fetish while researching for that story. Too much at times *g*

Me too! You have great taste. Yes.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Somehow this comment left me with an incredible desire for JC/Mikeyway.

I ... uh ... you know, I think I have to go to bed now >;)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

That is very understandable. JC. Kinky, bendy, awesome. Mikey, kinky, sort of bendy, awesome.

They could have lots of amazing sex, and then as a bonus Mikey could be teased forever about sleeping with someone from a boyband. Bonus points for Gerard singing about taking a ride with a space cowboy whenever Mikey walks past.

Enjoy that ;)

[cd-lind.livejournal.com]

Hey you!
:D

You should do the meme. Everyone should be Pete Wentz at least once in their life <3
Hee! Well,if the meme is part of that experience, I'm all for it! *g*

[nokomis305.livejournal.com]

Wait, a Mikeyway radio interview? Where? This is something I need in my life!

[inlovewithnight.livejournal.com]

Holy HELL, Mikey Way.

[crowgirl13.livejournal.com]

Also, a kink meme is not a kink meme without beastiality.

This is a potential advantage of werewolf fic. Er, I think advantage is the right word here... The funny thing is fucking machine make me shudder more.

But the thought of jelly wrestling soothes away that scariness.

Your poem would make Pete proud. I'd forgotten about that meme; I think it's next on the agenda. :)

[mourning-night.livejournal.com]

Is there really a new Mikey interview?

[draconic-girl.livejournal.com]

Gorgeous Mikey-pics...

And also - best meme I've seen in awhile, had to do it right away :)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

There is :)

I uploaded it here (http://www.mediafire.com/?569psr5a8c6jlm9) if it hasn't surfaced since I've been out.

[dr-jasley.livejournal.com]

I'll have to pop back over to the kink meme see if there's anything I can try to write that wouldn't be too much for me.

and wow Hello Frank in the smoke picture...please stop trying to sway me to write more dust verse when I'm trying to finish the fluff story.

Terri...seriously my brain wants to get me to write for that kink meme or something...it wants a challenge and apparently porn is the next big challenge it wants to tackle*headdesk*

side note about the fucking machines......hand held drills can be modified....and ummm yeah the weird shit I learn that you probably already knew about.