turps: (beautifulChris (turloughishere))
[personal profile] turps
James and Corey came home an hour or so ago, both exhausted with bags of dirty clothes and wet sleeping bags. The weekend was based on a survival theme, so the actual scouts themselves slept out in the open and they ate from ration packs one day, the kind they use in the military. They brought home what hadn't been eaten and it's surprisingly tasty looking. Lots of dried food you rehydrate and stuff in blocks. Oat blocks and syrup sponge blocks etc. There was also a Yorkie bar with double the sugar content. A few squares of the stuff and you're wired for hours. There was also chicken pate, which I may have tried except it listed the ingredients on the wrapper and chicken fat, turkey fat, turkey skin and chicken skin doesn't sound appetising at all.

Ha. I've just looked over and they're both asleep. I thought it was quiet.

I'm sure I had things I was going to talk about but they've gone. Instead I'll tell you something. Writing sex scenes for a threesome is hard. It's bad enough for two but when you've got all those arms and legs and mouths and dicks. You have to be so careful with your positioning. There you go, a useful Terri tip for a Sunday afternoon. Be careful where you position those cocks :D

Date: 2009-04-19 01:13 pm (UTC)
greedy_dancer: (yay blowjobs!)
From: [personal profile] greedy_dancer
There you go, a useful Terri tip for a Sunday afternoon. Be careful where you position those cocks :D

That is indeed sage advice! *g*

Date: 2009-04-19 01:25 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Planet awesome (iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I like to impart my wisdom on these matters *g*

How's your writing going? Have they done the deed yet?

Date: 2009-04-19 01:29 pm (UTC)
greedy_dancer: (write me slash)
From: [personal profile] greedy_dancer
I haven't picked it up today yet, I've just gotten up! But I suspect my slightly elevated alcohol levels might make things easier for me. Them. Us!

Date: 2009-04-19 01:43 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard Word! ( iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
*cheers them, and you, on*

Go sexy times!

Date: 2009-04-19 01:15 pm (UTC)
sperrywink: (MCR MikeyFrank)
From: [personal profile] sperrywink
Yay, I'm glad your boys are home and well. I hope they had a fun, if exhausting trip.

OMG, threesome sex is so hard. I'm trying to figure out what to do with Pete while Frank fucks Mikey to make sure Pete doesn't drop out of the picture. I want to keep it a *threesome* and not just two plus one. So hard. I'll figure it out, but it is requiring some thought.



Date: 2009-04-19 01:24 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Frank/mikey1 ( crazybutsound))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
They seem to have had fun, despite being really cold.

It is hard! That's my issue exactly, there's always a danger of someone being left out unless you go for double penetration or maybe spit roasting. Though teeth may become a danger then, we don't want Pete to lose vital equipment.

Totally unrelated. I'm updating the comm's photobucket right now and they've pulled Mikey's porkasm pic for being against the terms of service *g*

Date: 2009-04-19 01:29 pm (UTC)
sperrywink: (FOB Pete Smile)
From: [personal profile] sperrywink
Yeah, poor Pete, he's going to have to wait his turn and just b e side support for the moment I think. He can get creative when he fucks Frank. *g*

Ahahahahhaha!! Photobucket is so funny!

Date: 2009-04-19 01:46 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Pete guh ( heart_beating ))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
You're not fighting fair placing these images in my head! Frank and Pete getting creative will be a sight to see for sure, they're both so bendy.

Honestly. I had to laugh. I mean, the picture was horrible, there's no denying that, but it's not like it was someone fucking a pig.

Date: 2009-04-19 02:29 pm (UTC)
ext_11414: (Default)
From: [identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com
Threesome are so hard to write. I always wonder what do do with the boys hands. Too many idle hands!

Date: 2009-04-19 06:41 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Woe (eyesthatslay))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Man yes, hands are the worst. There's so many of them and they have to go somewhere!

Date: 2009-04-20 06:57 am (UTC)
ext_11414: (Default)
From: [identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com
It's like playing a game of sexy Twister. B's right hand on guy A's cock, C's left hand on B's hip...LOL

Date: 2009-04-19 04:34 pm (UTC)
themoononastick: refract (porn is good)
From: [personal profile] themoononastick
Be careful where you position those cocks.

Advice to live by! And possibly to be put on a T shirt and/or flyers to be handed out to teenies at concerts.

Date: 2009-04-19 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
I would buy it if it was on a tank top.

Date: 2009-04-19 06:40 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Patrick-Joe ( heart_beating ))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Fine ideas! On badges too I feel.

Together we shall spread the wisdom of cock placement!

Date: 2009-04-19 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crowgirl13.livejournal.com
Bumper stickers, coffee mugs, badges...

And for the earth-friendly set - canvas grocery totes.

Date: 2009-04-19 04:46 pm (UTC)
frausorge: John Sheppard in very low light, looking down and smiling faintly (so sayeth the flock)
From: [personal profile] frausorge
You and Rodney McKay, doll. ;p

I have heard that drawing stick figures is a good way to plan out how (and where) things should go. In case you are feeling artistic.

Date: 2009-04-19 06:30 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard smile)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Hee!

Oh, stick figures. I'm very tempted to give that a try. I can't say how the results will go though *g*

Date: 2009-04-19 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paperdollkisses.livejournal.com
*nods* a mis-positioned cock can break the entire mood.

Date: 2009-04-19 06:29 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Gerard Word! ( iamsupernova))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It can, yes. And that's the last thing we want.

Date: 2009-04-19 05:03 pm (UTC)
turlough: castle on mountain top in winter, Burg Hohenzollern (touch me)
From: [personal profile] turlough
Awww, your poor boys have had such a hard time trying to be macho survivalists :-)

Well, reading three- and more-some sex can be incredibly confusing, sometimes I get the feeling that the writer is equally confused and that totally detracts from the intended effect. Instead of enjoying the hotness I end up wondering who's doing what to whom, who those extra hands belong to, and how on earth they're managing that without falling off the bed!

Date: 2009-04-19 06:29 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I think they've a way to go before they're macho survivalists. The ration kits were very cool though, with hot chocolate and tea and tissues. All you could need for a day.

Threesome sex is ridiculously hard to describe. I'm just hoping that because Kimberly and I are taking the time to visualise it'll help the reader do so too.

That is a very gorgeous icon!

Date: 2009-04-19 06:41 pm (UTC)
turlough: castle on mountain top in winter, Burg Hohenzollern (gonna give you a smirk)
From: [personal profile] turlough
You're probably right, no self-respecting survivalist would ever have a ration kit containing tissues ;-)

Lesa suggested drawing stick figures to help with the visualising. You could always try that if everything else fails.

Isn't it fantastic?! It's by [livejournal.com profile] faded_icons. I've got a huge weakness for male backs and tattooed male backs are like the ultimate eye candy for me.

Date: 2009-04-19 06:49 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Frankie (samelthecamel))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
That's so true. When they told me about this survivalist weekend I was imagining basic rations, not a box full of instant foods, chocolate and hot drinks.

I'm very tempted, a drawing with finger-fucking and duel cock sucking will be a sight to see *g*

It's beautiful.

Date: 2009-04-20 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llamabitchyo.livejournal.com
Duel cock sucking?

En garde!

:D

Date: 2009-04-20 06:41 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (they make my heart beat faster (digital_)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha, typo ftw, but what a mental image!

Date: 2009-04-21 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
MRI's are weird, weird thing. I have an acquaintance in the US who prefers them to regular groceries...

Date: 2009-04-22 07:45 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Default)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
They're really weird.

I tested some and some things were pretty nice, others horrible. I don't think I could last long on them, that's for sure.
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