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Going out last night was fun. The food was good and there were actual candles and music as opposed to wipe-clean menus and the shrieking of kids. I consumed so much garlic it should have been seeping from my pores. So it's a good thing James and Corey had the same. The only problem was an accent thing. The staff had very broad Italian accents, and seemed to have problems with ours too. For example, James asked for two cokes as he and Corey had finished theirs. The waiter took the empty glasses, then came back, gave James a funny look and placed two forks next to his bowl of pasta. It was only when no cokes arrived that we realised that the waiter had totally misunderstood. He must have thought James was a loon, wanting three forks to eat pasta *g* I kept giggling about that all night, not so much the misunderstanding but the look on the guy's face.

Later another waiter brought out a tambourine and started to sing to a table. I was so nervous in case he came to our table, because I hate being singled out like that. I would have wanted to slither away in an embarrassed heap. But yeah, it was lovely and I'd go and pretend to be a grown up again one day.

Linksurfing I discovered that Young Riders is apparently coming out on DVD. I used to love that show, staying up until late to watch. In fact, I remember setting my alarm for 3am once because it was on at that insane time. That and Hardball. Man, I loved the long haired guy in that. I haven't thought of that show in years but I loved it so. The Big Easy too, though I think that was later, as I'm sure I remember watching it with James.

Today has been one of those days that last forever. I feel like my battery is about to run out and the walk to the docs and back took much longer than usual. I want to get my jammies on and kick back. Sadly I have to go to Asda and do a big shop as soon as James is finished work. Also, my mp3 player has died on me. I've only got a cheap one but I use it all the time when I'm out, and now I get enough battery power for the hello screen to come up then it dies.

Also also. [livejournal.com profile] seiyaharris is threatening me with Bassez! First she breaks my heart with a lovely angsty trickyfish. Then she wants me to write bassez sex. Some friend! ;)

Date: 2006-03-22 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
You LUUUUUUUUURVE the JC/Lance omg yes you do! *g* WRITE IT! WRIIIIIIIIITE IIIIIIIT!

Date: 2006-03-22 07:42 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (pete close up equanimousicons)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
OMG! No!!

Bassez comments from two different sources. How will I cope?!

WRITE IT! WRIIIIIIIIITE IIIIIIIT!

JC walked into Lance's house. "Hello Lance. I see you've broken up with Chris. I've been waiting for this for years."

JC walked to Lance and pulled down his pants.

"What are you doing," said Lance.

"I am going to have sex with you," said JC and he put Lance's dick in his mouth. They had sex, the end.

There done ;)

Date: 2006-03-22 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
lol I luff you really hard, you realise this? Because eeee! Basex! And also, eeeee! Funny! lol

**does the dance of Basex** You luuuuuurve it! ;o)

Date: 2006-03-22 07:52 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Why thank you *beams*

**does the dance of Basex** You luuuuuurve it! ;o)

Nope, but I luuuuuuurve you, therefore Basex *g*

Date: 2006-03-22 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
Heee yay *g* Anything that gets me angsty Basex is fine by me lol **dances more**

Date: 2006-03-22 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
Oh my God! JC! He's suffered so much! And now he finally has his man!!!

but now Chris is miserible! What can be done about that? :pokes:

Date: 2006-03-23 01:56 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (bashed blair)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
But...but...Lance was Chris' and JC drove a wedge between them. I just know it!

Chris was sad.

"What's wrong," said Joey. He patted the couch next to him. "Come sit down and tell me all about it."

Chris sat down. He lay his head against Joey's shoulder. "Oh Joey. I am so sad. Lance will be with JC now."

"You're too good for him anyway." Joey said, and he pulled Chris into a hug. "Let me take care of you."

He kissed Chris and they took off their clothes and had lots of sex and fun. The end.

Date: 2006-03-23 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
Bad, JC!

Yay! Joey's a good man, he is. Taking care of Chris and being all sexy with him.

but now Justin is alllllll alone!

Date: 2006-03-23 02:09 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (BSB)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
JC is bad! He needs to be spanked!

Joey's always there to take care of things, and if that means some sexing up. Well, he's ready.

Justin couldn't believe his luck. He stood in the doorway, hand frantically moving under his pants. Joey had Chris pinned on the couch and Justin gasped as Joey put his penis into Chris. Chris whimpered and Justin moved his hand faster, keeping pace with Joey's thrusts.

There, Lance and JC are having sex on the stairs at Lance's. Joey is screwing Chris on the couch, and Justin is wanking off watching. That should keep them occupied.

Date: 2006-03-23 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
Well, yes!! He's probably into that kind of stuff though. lol

Bwahahahahaha! Perfection. Danke. :smooch:

Date: 2006-03-22 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
I discovered that Young Riders is apparently coming out on DVD.

!!!!!

and Wriiiiite it! or, you know. BOXES!

Date: 2006-03-22 07:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Nsync (couchrules))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I know!!! I need to go check Amazon to see when it's being released.

Boxes yes, Bassez. No *g*

Date: 2006-03-22 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
I loved that show!!

BOXES! WHOOO!

Date: 2006-03-22 07:50 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Pete By <lj user="marauder_bex"> at <lj)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It came out yesterday! (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000E3L7FA/qid=1143056854/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/102-5379315-0407348?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130)

Next spare money I have it's mine!

Date: 2006-03-22 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msktrnanny.livejournal.com
:rushes to store:

:has five year old napping:

:rushes back and waits quite impatiently:

!!!!

Date: 2006-03-22 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raynedanser.livejournal.com
Sounds like you had a great night!! :-D

And angsty TrickyFish? Where?

Date: 2006-03-23 02:01 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (new bren)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
We did, it was fun!

Becca wrote angsty trickyfish and she made me dislike JC which is wrong!

She posted an epilogue thing in her journal here (http://seiyaharris.livejournal.com/427101.html?view=2116189#t2116189)

But you'll need to read the main story first, which is here (http://www.whitelies.net/whislies/longgbye.html)

Date: 2006-03-23 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raynedanser.livejournal.com
Disliking JC is very wrong indeed. Shame on her! :-D

I'll have to come back to these and read when I have the time to actually sit and READ. lol

Date: 2006-03-22 09:28 pm (UTC)
ext_7121: (Default)
From: [identity profile] simply-fly-away.livejournal.com
I'm picturing the look on the waiter's face, HAH!!

Date: 2006-03-23 01:47 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It was so funny. I'm still laughing about it now. I can just imagine him wondering about why all the forks were needed. He placed them out so carefully too. A line of forks next to the pasta bowl *g*

Date: 2006-03-23 02:04 pm (UTC)
ext_7121: (Default)
From: [identity profile] simply-fly-away.livejournal.com
Maybe he thought you had some kind of fork fetish or something.

Too funny. Really, can we let you and James out unsupervised? Sheesh, see the kind of trouble you two get in to!

Forks... cokes... forks... cokes...

Date: 2006-03-22 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephemera.livejournal.com
I'm sitting here saying cokes and forks over ad over to try and see which combinations of accents can possibly have done that to the words, but I'm glad you had a good evening ;)

Date: 2006-03-23 01:45 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
Well, I'd have said they weren't similar too, but apparently they are *g*

Date: 2006-03-23 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yami-tai.livejournal.com
The restaurant sounds wonderful, hun! At least James didn't do what Matt did when we were last at the Italian restaurant in the Isle of Man that has waiters with broad Italian accents... impersonate them! They took it in good humour, luckily.

Date: 2006-04-03 05:57 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (Woe (eyesthatslay))
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
It really was wonderful.

Oh man, I don't know what I'd do if he'd have impersonated them! Blushed bright red I think.

Date: 2006-03-26 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
ahahahahahaha!!!

Date: 2006-03-28 04:36 pm (UTC)
ext_1650: (chris purple.)
From: [identity profile] turps33.livejournal.com
I know! I still laugh when I think of it!

Date: 2006-03-28 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ihearthings-ii.livejournal.com
oh language barrier. how I love hate am amused by you.
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