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[turps]

LJ is slow today.

Anyone want to entertain me and play shag, marry, cliff?

You know the drill, give me three names, I'll decide if I shag, marry or cliff them and give you three names in return.

ETA: Feel free to challenge others with a list if you like.

Comments

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You know, I have to admit I actually find Kevin Federline rather attractive. So I'd totally shag him, but then comes the problem that I'd be stuck getting married to one of the other two, which not on!

Okay, so I'd marry Kevin. Shag Reichen, and I'm sure that will be a disaster waiting to happen. Cliff Lou. And in this case, no one rescues him!



Snog, Marry, Avoid. That's so wrong!

You!

Brian. Captain Jack. Chris in dog form.

[poetrychik.livejournal.com]

um, let's see...

Bob Bryar, Lance Bass and Nick Carter

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Just call me Mrs Mulder! We'd lounge on his water bed and watch porn and talk about aliens!

Which means I'd have to shag Krychek. It's just how it is, one handed or two, I'll take him.

Which means, sorry Scully :(

I like this bonus, especially as it means I get to shag Tony \o/

I'd then marry Abby because she's be fantastic to live with. And cliff Gobbs, which is okay as he's so tough he'd manage to cling onto a branch, twist in mid air and land with a thump back at the top *g*

You!

McGee. Rodney. Lance.

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

*laughing* I know exactly what you mean. I had Pete show up with a trampoline for Patrick!

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Did you see the meanest list ever?! Mikeyway, Gerard and Chris. I'm still traumatised!

Okay.

I'm going to marry Spencer. He looks like he'd be an awesome husband, and those arms, gah! I'd shag Kevin, because really, who wouldn't? Which means Joey for the cliff. Woe!

You!

Jwalk. Brian. Nick.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness!

I'd marry Bob, because he's Bob and he's awesome. I'd shag Nick, because he's gorgeous and I'd like to think he's good in bed. Which means cliff for Lance. Oh no! But as he falls he turns into a dragon and swoops away!

You!

Lance. Patrick. Spencer.

[nopseud]

And "cliff" doesn't necessarily imply that you're the one doing it, either.

{channels evil!overlord!Lance}

Of course not. I have people who handle that kind of thing for me.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I wish there was an option to shag shag shag. Some of these choices are impossible!

I love your reasoning, and especially your solution to the cliffing! It's led to a lot of cheating *g*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

It is like that! *gloves off* ;)

except wait! with enough money I can call up the Grim Reaper and bring him back to life! teehee! ;-P )

YAY! Gerard!Sim has been saved!

[bubbleforest.livejournal.com]

Poor Joey! But I do see that that was a hard choice. :/ But not as hard as the meanest list ever! Poor you.

Which leaves me with your list. Which is CRUEL OMG. Well, of course I'd marry Brian, because that man must stay in my life. And, um ... oh man. I'd take JWalk for the shag, because then I'd have an awesome night of sex and lots of laughter. Which means Nick for the cliff. :( I'm sorry, Nicky!

[nopseud]

Brian. Captain Jack. Chris in dog form.

Hee!

Well, for once the cliff is easy, because Jack is immortal and I'm sure he wouldn't hold it against me if I killed him. He never seems to with anyone else.

Shag...marry...y'know, I'm actually struggling with this one. Not the shagging, the marrying. Because, well, to be honest I don't really like dogs. Not on a long-term companion basis. The devoted staring totally creeps me out. OTOH, Brian is really awfully Christian, and although I love him dearly I don't think I could handle that either, not every day...

But if I married Jack (many pluses -- hot, awesome, job which keeps him out of my hair, would probably be willing to have sex with Ianto in front of me) then I'd have to cliff one of the others. Ack!

Damn. My dinner is ready. I'll get back to you with a final answer in a bit.

[myorangecrush.livejournal.com]

Hee.. we know you too well is the problem.

Humm...

Wedding would have to be Jon Walker, 'cos I don't think my personality would gel wiht Justin and Brendon would be annoying (and is a baby).

Shag... AGHHHH! I don't want to cliff either Justin OR Brendon.

OKay - Shag Justin and cliff Brendon, but rely on his bandmates to be there to rescue him :) Or not.. maybe cliff Justin, 'cos you know, he's had much more of a life to leave. But I don't want to shag Brendon...

AGHHH

[turloughishere.livejournal.com]

Ray Toro, Patrick Stump, Spencer Smith

[ravenbat.livejournal.com]

Richie Ryan, Tom Paris, Chester Bennington

[rikes]

I'm sure you and Lamp would live happily ever after!

Steed, the sex bots, Brian the gnome.
Marry Brian, gnome or not, because he's my first sparkly boy love. But then, oh god. Sex bots implies there's several, but I don't imagine the steed is exactly small. So I think I'd shag the sex bots, because they were actually made for sex. And cliff the steed!

Also, Justin, JC, AJ.
This is the easiest thing ever, actually. Because don't tell JM, but I like AJ more for his gorgeous voice than sex appeal, so bye bye AJ. I'd shag Justin, because he's crazy but as you said, I'd hit that. And marry JC, which I'm sure wouldn't be boring. (Plus, crazy sex I'm sure.) :)

[phaballa.livejournal.com]

Oh jeees. I'd marry Karen (if it were legal) because I think she's like, the CEO of some crazy company and independently wealthy. Although then I'd be like... JC's stepmom and that would be weird. But then maybe I could tell him he needs to grow out his hair and stop dithering about his album. Definitely marry Karen.

Wade, I would murder. Wade wouldn't get anything as humane as a cliffing, though. It'd be like, some sort of slow torturing. Being eaten alive by Hannibal Lector, maybe.

Bitsy I would totally fuck. Um, with protection.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I think of the meanest list ever and shudder!

Well of course you must marry Brian! A night with JWalk. Hmmmmmm.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain! Some of these choices are terrible!

[msktrnanny.livejournal.com]

lol! I'd wear black for him, if that makes it any better. ;-)

[turps33.livejournal.com]

I know!

A bungy cord! What a fantastic idea :D

[rikes]

There were too many alternatives, so you get two lists:

Llama!Lance, goldfish!Lance, horse!Lance?

Girl!Lance, teddybear!Lance, couch!Lance?

:D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

I'd marry Abby, too. Heh.

So, since Lance wouldn't have sex with me because he's gay and wouldn't marry me because he doesn't need a beard (so sad!) I guess I have to cliff him. It breaks my heart, but well, Lance is like a cat. He always lands on his feet, even after a fall from a cliff ;-).

I'd shag Rodney. He's got some very talented hands!

And I'd marry McGee, because he's a geek and I like geeks :-D.

[poetrychik.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeep! This is a hard one!

*takes a deep breath*

I'd marry Patrick because I couldn't pass up the opportunity to have cute, really smart and muscially talented babies as well as loving smart men like burning.

I'd shag Spencer because Lance wouldn't want me like that and Spencer would be a great boy toy. ;)

That leaves the *gulp* cliff for Lance. Please forgive me Lance! Um, I'm sure he bounces right off of the matress waiting at the bottom and is fine.

*hugs*

[lazydwarf.livejournal.com]

Mean, mean, mean...

Ok, this is of course prefaced by the discounting of the age difference, cause I am not a pedo. :)

I'd definitely marry one of the drummers....hrm...I go for Spencer, cause I think we'd get along. I'm shagging Brendon, cause that'd be fun.

Now, I'll shag and *then* cliff Bob, but it's okay, cause he's a ninja and will be able to cling to the side until he can climb down.

[shamus2kuk.livejournal.com]

CHRIS, MIKEY AND FRANK