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turpsHave a meme, which was harder than I expected.
Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.
Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.
Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.
UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.
Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."
Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.
Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"
For ~T
AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
For Turlough.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
Apparently ~T owns me today
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
Rules: Take the major fanfic catagories and write something for each using ten or fewer words.
Angst: Gerard unclenches his hand, the pills clatter against the floor.
Fluff: ♥ :D :| "Ditto," Mikey says.
UST: Gerard sings, Bob never hears the right words.
Friendship: Frank holds Bandit and doesn't cry at all -- much.
Hurt/Comfort: Frank hands Ray the hot tea, says fondly, "Diseased fucker."
Adventure: Grinning, Frank grabs Gerard's hand, says, "Three, two, one, jump!"
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins.
Humor: Red-faced, Gerard hands Mikey the condoms. Pete yells, "Thank you!"
For ~T
AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
For Turlough.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
Apparently ~T owns me today
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
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Date: 2009-07-07 12:34 pm (UTC)The UST makes me go :(
But then the Hurt/Comfort and Humor ones made me go :D.
[You forgot AU and Crossover. :D :D :D
*is very helpful*]
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Date: 2009-07-07 12:55 pm (UTC)AU: The keys are under the unicorn. Bob hesitates, still unsure.
Crossover: "Oh my god! Gerard says, watching the coffee appear.
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:03 pm (UTC)And OOOOO LOOK! It's 'Tints' verse Bob/Gerard! \o/
The crossover made me laugh, but I'm not sure what it's a crossover with...?
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:14 pm (UTC)It's from Trek, I couldn't make that more clear, though :(
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:22 pm (UTC)Ah. I was voting for HP or something magical, as that's generally how I roll. Well, what is the process called? Replicating? [though I guess that might infer SGA...]
[God, sorry about the edits - I'm apparently not all here yet.]
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:31 pm (UTC)I am writing Bob/Gerard tintsverse! For the rps big bang which is good because it's sort of growing /o\
It is replicating, but I'm just going to be vague and say it's any fandom where coffee can magically appear *g*
No worries, edit away. I don't mind.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:08 pm (UTC)There aren't enough gleeful words to express how excited I am to hear that! I can't wait to see how that relationship develops; I fret so for that Gerard.
That ends up being a surprising amount of fandoms. :) You know what would be hilarious? Using this meme to write about Gerard/coffee. OTP baby!
Thanks. I appreciate that. *leans on you* I can't seem to wake up today.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:37 pm (UTC)Because you're tired and I think you're all kinds of wonderful.
Angst: "No!" Gerard yells, as his coffee spills on the floor.
Fluff: Gerard cradles his mug close, says, "I love you."
UST: The coffee mourns, why does Gerard always use a spoon?
Friendship: The machine drips, Gerard smiles as he says good morning.
Hurt/Comfort: "Fuck!" Gerard jumps up, hot coffee scalding his crotch.
Adventure: Coffee, Gerard thinks, tastes amazing on top of a mountain.
Smut: Gerard squirms and blushes, coffee enemas are good.
Humor: "knock-knock..." Gerard waits, coffee will finish the joke one day.
AU: The coffee pool shimmers, it's Gerard drinking time!
Crossover: "Sorry," Gerard whispers at his mug. "Ray likes tea."
Crack: Gerard dives into the mug. His dream come true.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:50 pm (UTC)Which you knew, of course. BUT MAN OH MAN! This morning is so much shinier now.
I had to shove my hand in my mouth to stop from LOLing at work. Every bit of this had me LAUGHING. [Well, the smut one's a bit disturbing, but hey whatever works for a relationship...]. It's possible that the crossover's my favorite, though.
This is BETTER than coffee. ♥ so very much.
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Date: 2009-07-07 07:18 pm (UTC)The smut one was hard! And the crossover was my favourite too ♥
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Date: 2009-07-07 08:38 pm (UTC)I'm very fond of the crossover :)
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:20 pm (UTC)No crack?
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:24 pm (UTC)How I really do not know.
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:34 pm (UTC)There was no crack on the meme either. I'll add it.
Crack: Ray tosses his mane, says,"Call me My Burly Stallion."
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:03 pm (UTC)This is brilliant. :D :D :D
Would this be more My Little My Chem shenanigans?
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-07 02:52 pm (UTC)*looks shifty*
So... what kind of cutie mark goes with 'Burly' anyway?
[I have decided that Bob just has to have a snare drum. There's no getting around it.]
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Date: 2009-07-07 07:15 pm (UTC)That makes me very happy!
Hmmm, I'm thinking something macho. A dumbbell maybe?
Bob so needs a snare drum. That's perfect.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:43 pm (UTC)I'll be here all week.
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Date: 2009-07-07 01:37 pm (UTC)I thought no one was going to get it *g*
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:45 pm (UTC)The h/c one would be awesome. Lots of Ray love.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:06 pm (UTC)Awww!!
Smut: "Really?" Mikey says, as Frank holds the cucumber and grins
LOL
I might try that one! It'll probably turn out terrible but it looks like fun!
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:46 pm (UTC)Cucumbers, the source of many a smutty joke.
You should try! It is fun and I'd love to see what you come up with.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:12 pm (UTC)Angst: D: D: D:
UST: ♥!!!! (But now I want the part where Bob finally gets it!)
Friendship: AWWW.
Smut: ahahahahaha!
Humor: AHAHAHAHAHA!!
AU: ♥♥♥♥ (I want to read this naaaaaaooooowwww.)
Crossover: Hell with intergalactic travel; Star Trek has MAGIC COFFEE DISPENSERS. *thumbs up*
Crack: I am disturbed. V. v. disturbed. :P
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:34 pm (UTC)*giggles*
They really do focus on the wrong tech in those shows.
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Date: 2009-07-07 02:58 pm (UTC)I think Bob would be clueless for a long time, meanwhile Gerard keeps slinking into Mikey's bunk all D: I don't understand! I'm singing him songs. And Mikey would look at him, and be all, you're always singing. How's he supposed to know they're special? And Gerard would be all, they've got themes! What else could a zombie biting a vampire's heart out be about? Which is when Mikey turns over and puts in his ear buds.
The jokes you can make about cucumbers are endless *g*
Oh man, I want the AU too!
Star Trek has MAGIC COFFEE DISPENSERS
YES! I've been reading a lot of MCR fic lately and it's making me into an even worse coffee fiend. I'll be reading and the Ways will make coffee and it'll make me want some too.
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Date: 2009-07-07 04:55 pm (UTC)*giggles* Seriously, that's pretty straightforward, IMO.
[Ahahaha! That's Way Unit perfection, right there.]
I've been reading a lot of MCR fic lately and it's making me into an even worse coffee fiend. I'll be reading and the Ways will make coffee and it'll make me want some too.
OMG ME TOO. Granted, I'm a big coffee fan anyway, but I can't even tell you how many times in June the BBBs sent me scurrying into the kitchen to grind some fresh bean and start a pot.
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Date: 2009-07-07 07:09 pm (UTC)Which results in Bob giving him weird looks, because really, their fan base is a little out there but songs about carving out your heart and serving it on a platter is a little extreme.
Meanwhile, Mikey hasn't taken out his earbuds for over a month.
I can't even tell you how many times in June the BBBs sent me scurrying into the kitchen to grind some fresh bean and start a pot.
That's it exactly! I read 3 MCR BBBs in a row once and by the end I was jittering.
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Date: 2009-07-07 08:24 pm (UTC)It would be kind of funny if random yet surprisingly relevant things eventually tipped Bob off. Like, he'd be talking to maybe Alicia for some reason, and she'd be all "OMG Bunny keeps killing spiders and shit and leaving them lying around." And Bob would be all "That's gross. And also really weird, wtf." And Alicia would tell him "Not so weird; cats do that. They show how much they love their people by leaving gross dead things in our fucking slippers and shit."
Possibly he might also read something online about how Clearly The Joker Is In Love With Batman, because all of the crazy stuff he does to get Batman's attention is his twisted way of flirting. (Possibly Frank links it in a twitter post. It is either a completely innocent coincidence or it is Frank attempting to surreptitiously slap Bob up-side the head before Mikey loses his mind and goes after Bob with a literal clue bat.)
And a couple of days later Bob would go "...heyyyyyy, wait a minute."
(I just hijacked your UST plot. SORRY. *is total sucker for clueles!Bob/fails-at-flirting!Gerard plots*)
I've been reading a lot of MCR fic lately and it's making me into an even worse coffee fiend.
Hahaha! Reading fanfic can be perilous to your caffeine levels.
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Date: 2009-07-07 08:35 pm (UTC)I'm loving the idea of Bob giving Gerard the lyrics back, and Gerard would so think it was rejection! He spent a whole night writing a new song, slips it into Bob's bunk and then the next day Bob gives it back! Like it means nothing!
OMG! The cat! And Alica. I am delighted right now! I think the Joker link would have to be on purpose because after months of Gerard's talks Mikey's developed a Pavlovian reaction to Bob's name, where he shoves in his ear buds and walks away whenever he hears the word Bob. Which is making Bob sad! Because he doesn't know what he's done!
He spends days wondering why he's on a bus with two freaks, and then the clues starts adding together. At which point he grabs Gerard for a talk.
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Date: 2009-07-07 09:03 pm (UTC)And then Bob would do something like arrange to hang out with Gerard and watch a zombie movie marathon. He's also order Gerard's favorite pizza and bring a twelve pack of Mountain Dew Code Red. And Gerard would be all, "you brought me zombies, pizza and highly caffeinated carbonated beverages. IS THIS A DATE?" And then there would be kissing.
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Date: 2009-07-08 02:16 am (UTC)And speaking of not!fic... I was poking around for the vampire!Gee and his 'minions' not!fic, but can't seem to find it. Point me, pretty please?
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Date: 2009-07-08 02:38 am (UTC)(Can I ask, here in a safe place, why is it that when someone says "I am sad when people are being mean about people I like," someone else always takes that to mean "I bet you want to hear about another instance of something like that, don't you. WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ONE."
I'm really sad now.)
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Date: 2009-07-08 02:52 am (UTC)Thank you for the link. ♥
And of course you can ask stuff like that! My theory on this is that that behavior is an attempt at relating through shared experience. You know, an attempt at skewed empathy. Alternately, it's sharing misery and/or gossip. Though sometimes people are just thoughtless.
I try to believe in the more optimistic intentions.
But it sucks that they made you sad. You want me to go chew on someone's kneecaps for you? You know, after the restorative snuggling?
*holds out the fleecy blanket all enticing-like*
*smooches*
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Date: 2009-07-08 06:59 pm (UTC)That is the perfect ending! The detail about him putting the buds back in is making me so happy.
As is the date and kissing. If I wasn't already up to my eyes in fic I'd be tempted to write this right now!
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Date: 2009-07-08 07:29 pm (UTC)It's awfully nice to ponder even in a not-fic form, though. ♥ Faily Bob/Gerard ♥
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Date: 2009-07-12 09:42 pm (UTC)PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
I NEEEDDDDDD ITTTTTT!!!!
:D
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Date: 2009-07-12 09:40 pm (UTC)WOOT!
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Date: 2009-07-07 07:34 pm (UTC)and I know I am ANGST QUEEN... but seriously Ray tossing his mane? I am in LOVE... and not because of a horse. Because I am in LOVE with Rays hair and the possibilities.
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Date: 2009-07-07 08:26 pm (UTC)Ray's hair is amazing! And should be featured so much more.
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Date: 2009-07-07 09:16 pm (UTC)Ahahaha, Gerard&Coffee are priceless! :DDD Somebody should seriously write something along these lines. ;) And dude, coffee smut? With enemas? Really? *cracks down with laughter*
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Date: 2009-07-07 09:33 pm (UTC)The coffee smut had me stumped for a while, in the end it's the only way I could work it *g*
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Date: 2009-07-08 02:42 pm (UTC)Sis, make me finish this damn story.
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Date: 2009-07-08 08:55 pm (UTC)I think of any of them with Bandit and melt, and seem to have this thing about making Gerard be embarrassed about Mikey's sex life.